"Xmas Swagger" lyrics

Hurray! It's Christmas
I love Christmas

I love it when it snows
I love ho, ho, ho's
Hot cocoa, Nat King Cole
Nice people, golden bows
I like parades, I like charades
Pumpkin pie on paper plates
Black guys and little girls in fresh done braids

I love Christmas, I love Santa
I love you, baby, and your Christmas swagger
I love mistletoe, kissin' you on tippytoe
Where did all my lipstick go?
It Christmas, yo

I love beaded sweaters
Red and green tinfoil letters
Cheerful sledders, being together
Justin Bieber (What?)
I love jingle bells, Christmas sales
Chippendales with Santa hats on the big cock...tails

I love Christmas, I love Santa
I love you, baby, and your Christmas swagger
I love mistletoe, kissin' you on tippytoe
Where did all my lipstick go?
It Christmas, yo

High five for December 2-5
I'm too live, every inch of my 5'5" frame
More caboose than a toy train
(Insane in the membrane)
Damn, granny got game
Aim, my good friend Keenan (I'm Keenan)
Man's overdue, hit me back when it's D again
Gettin' ready for the weekend
Spendin' so much dough at Duane Reade
Tits the season

I love Christmas, I love Santa
I love you, baby, and your Christmas swagger
I love mistletoe, kissin' you on tippytoe
Where did all my lipstick go?
It Christmas, yo

I love Christmas, I love Santa
I love you, baby, and your Christmas swagger
I love Christmas and I love you
I love Christmas everything
Except I'm mostly Jew