"Secret Santa" lyrics

You know Milo, it seems like yesterday that we were in this very same studio
Recording "It's just another Christmas without you"
For all you wonderful people of planet Prozzäk
Yes, our annual fireside singalongs bring back many memories
They sure do, and who can forget that time we wrote this little diddy?

A little sexual frustration
Combined with lack of motivation
And a loss of concentration
I got a strange disease
Oh yeah

That little did big things for us
I'll say
We had a number one hit on the charts
And the world at our fingertips
But thanks to all the people at planet Prozzäk we've only just begun
Now here's our new one
Hit it fellas

Secret Santa office party time of year
This time I will rig it so I'm hers, my dear
With this stanza I declare my love for her
Praying that this year, she'll be my Santa girl
As I have at other functions, Halloween and business luncheons
I act like it's cool that we're just friends

If she finds her gift this year to far outweigh
Usual expectations for this special holiday
There's no need to make a scene
She'll meet me at the snack machine
(You gonna have to do better than that Milo)
Where I'll reveal I'm secretly in love with her too
(Wait a second Milo, she's mine)
May the best man win

Maybe I'm a fool to think she'll feel it to
But since I've started here
I've been a fool, it's true (she prefers blondes)
Maybe opportunity has smiled on me (keep dreaming)
With this chance to keep my anonymity
I might lose my nerve ya see, give up to insecurity
And choose to keep my Secret Santa safe with me
It's best to keep my secret safe with me