"Æt" lyrics
Bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake
Bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake
Some say the season's here
Some say we'll eat all the goodies soon
I certainly fear I will
Sure could use me a detox from this
Chocolate frosting
Sugar diet 'cause
Endless calories between the cookies and the cake
Every Christmas season end up gaining all the weight
Every pumpkin pie
Every candy cane
Lose the thin, fat again
In time for New Year's Day
Gains from your wassail and
Gains from your lattés and
Gains from your stockings all bursting with yummies and
Gains from your egg nog and
Gains from your whipped cream and
Gains from your booze you will surely consume it's a
Non-stop Christmas
Fructose gauntlet of
Endless sugar with more sugar
On the sugar plums
Eat like Santa, now I gotta resort
To taking Tums
Sugar every night
Sugar every day
Close the year, violating health in every way
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins...
Just two trick-or-treaters came for Halloween
A bowl full of Hershey's was left that I had to eat
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge...
Thanksgiving dinner had mountains of meat
Leftovers lined up as far as the eye can see
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams...
Now cookie-filled boxes pile up on the table
Calorie-counting deleted from memory
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin...
My plate's drowning in gravy
Dessert's coming in tidal waves
I'm gonna feel my chair give way
Trying hard to keep it all down
Mom please take away my plate
How can I stop myself from chowin' down
Cannot stop myself from gorgin'
Watch me eating up my own weight
Yeah don't just call me gluttonous
'Til you've tried this apple pie
No, don't say that you never wouldn't
Have a slice of cake or ten
I'm gonna see you bite down
Gobble down
Growing round
Chowin' down
Eat EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT
AET AET AET AET AET AET
AET AET AET AET AET AET
Eat
Eat eat leftovers
Eat eat eat pie for breakfast
Eat
Eat
Bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake bake
Some say the season's here
Some say we'll eat all the goodies soon
I certainly fear I will
Sure could use me a detox from this
Chocolate frosting
Sugar diet 'cause
Endless calories between the cookies and the cake
Every Christmas season end up gaining all the weight
Every pumpkin pie
Every candy cane
Lose the thin, fat again
In time for New Year's Day
Gains from your wassail and
Gains from your lattés and
Gains from your stockings all bursting with yummies and
Gains from your egg nog and
Gains from your whipped cream and
Gains from your booze you will surely consume it's a
Non-stop Christmas
Fructose gauntlet of
Endless sugar with more sugar
On the sugar plums
Eat like Santa, now I gotta resort
To taking Tums
Sugar every night
Sugar every day
Close the year, violating health in every way
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins
It begins...
Just two trick-or-treaters came for Halloween
A bowl full of Hershey's was left that I had to eat
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge
Candy binge...
Thanksgiving dinner had mountains of meat
Leftovers lined up as far as the eye can see
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams
Candied yams...
Now cookie-filled boxes pile up on the table
Calorie-counting deleted from memory
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin
Double chin...
My plate's drowning in gravy
Dessert's coming in tidal waves
I'm gonna feel my chair give way
Trying hard to keep it all down
Mom please take away my plate
How can I stop myself from chowin' down
Cannot stop myself from gorgin'
Watch me eating up my own weight
Yeah don't just call me gluttonous
'Til you've tried this apple pie
No, don't say that you never wouldn't
Have a slice of cake or ten
I'm gonna see you bite down
Gobble down
Growing round
Chowin' down
Eat EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT
AET AET AET AET AET AET
AET AET AET AET AET AET
Eat
Eat eat leftovers
Eat eat eat pie for breakfast
Eat
Eat
