"Smooches" lyrics

You're my cupcake
You're my sugar lump
You're my schnooky wooky
Wubby dubby honey buns

My peaches 'n cream
My dumpling
Wanna give your cheek a little squeeze
Give ya

Smooch smooch, smooch smoochy smooches
Wanna give you little tiny smooches
Smooch smooch, all of the smooches
Be my little shmoopy shmoo

Wanna smoochie oochie moochie smoochie wooch
Smoochasaurus, smoochasaurus coming for you
Wanna smoochie poochie woochie smoochie ooch
Be my tyrrano-snuggle-boo

You make me be like, "ahhhh!" I wanna hug ya
You make be like "ooooh" I wanna hold your hand
I can feel you in my heart
Can't wait for the smoochin' to start

Now I got something, I got something
Something for you
I hope you want em, I can't wait to give 'em to you
Can you guess, can you guess how many I got?
I bet you can't, cuz it's really a lot

Is it 2 smooches? no
Is it 5 smooches? no
Is it 10 smooches? no
Is it 20 smooches? no
Is it 50 smooches? higher
Is it 90? keep going
Ten-thousand? getting closer
One-hundred thousand? nope, it's...

It's
Four billion, eight-hundred thirty-six million
Five hundred fifty-nine thousand, one-hundred seven point two
Smooch smooch, smooch smoochy smooches
Wanna give you billions of smooches
Smooch smooch, way too many smooches
Be my little shmoopy shmoo

Smooooooooch!

Smooch smooch, smooch smoochy smooches
Wanna give you little tiny smooches
Smooch smooch, all of the smooches
Be my little shmoopy shmoo

(Why don't you)
Be my little shmoopy poo
(Come on and)
Be my little shmooby do
(Gonna smooch ya)

Be my little
Shmoopy poopy
Oomie noomie
Shlooby booby

Gooby wooby
Pumpkin wumpkin
Mooby dooby
Wookie cookie

Erbie nerby
Garby warby
Gergy wergy
Derby schlerbie

Wewie pewie
Shmoopy poo

A shmoopy poo!