"I LOVE PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR" lyrics

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La-la-la-la (qyroo)
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I love all the pedophiles on Tumblr
They give me so much attention, I can't muster
Muster another word even though I know
That it's so absurd, that it's so absurd

"Hey, don't you think that maybe they should moderate
"All the fucking easy ways for kids to get groomed and shit?"
That's what my mother says
But my heart doesn't agree
All I know is that I'm fucking needy
Suddenly, there they were, like an angel in the sky
Saying, "Hey there, kiddo"
"I really wanna see your tits"
"Do you think that it'll fit?
"Do you like my massive dick?"
"Do you wanna send a pic?"
"Send a pic or you get hit"

My heart pitter patters
And I really wish that I could slather
All that cum up on my face
Call me a teenage disgrace
Getting older, what a shame
Gonna lose all of my fame
Guess that I won't be their taste
Wish that I was white like paste
I know I have to quit this habit (Habit)
Talking to them on my tablet (Tablet)
Saying "hi" to all the old guys
Honestly, why shouldn't I?

I love all the pedophiles on Tumblr
They give me so much attention, I can't muster
Muster another word even though I know
That it's so absurd, that it's so absurd
I love all the pedophiles on Tumblr
They give me so much attention, I can't muster
Muster another word even though I know
That it's so absurd, that it's so absurd

I already heard all the horror stories
But I just can't help it
No one really loves me
They're the only ones
The only ones who care
The only ones who won't up and disappear

I love all the pedophiles on Tumblr
They give me so much attention, I can't muster
Muster another word even though I know
That it's so absurd, that it's so absurd

La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Ah, oh