"Big Deal" lyrics

I can kill more beer on a Friday night
Than most men can in their whole life
When the sun comes up
Hell, I still ain't drunk

My pickup's one tough son of a buck
Been up to the doors and ain't been stuck
Got knobs on the tires
They don't make 'em much higher

I'm a big, big deal in this small, small town
Ain't a barstool seat that don't know me for miles around
You don't know too dang much if you don't know by now
I'm a big, big deal in this small, small town

I'm a myth, I'm a legend, I'm the channel cat king
I can karaoke every song Haggard ever sang
My ex-wife's hot, uh-huh
I bet she misses me a lot

'Cause I'm a big, big deal in this small, small town
Ain't a barstool seat that don't know me for miles around
You don't know too dang much if you don't know by now
I'm a big, big deal in this small, small town

Ah, take 'em 'round town
C'mon

Nah, it ain't bragging if it's the truth
My house has wheels, why would I move
When everybody and their dog love me like they do?

I'm a big, big deal in this small, small town
Ain't a barstool seat that don't know me for miles around
You don't know too dang much if you don't know by now
I'm a big, big deal in this small, small town

Put these words above the dirt when you put me in the ground
He was a big, big deal in this small, small town
Uh-huh