"Baby Steps: The Musical" lyrics

Baby steps... One foot, then the other-
Baby steps... OH SHOOT-

Baby steps... One after another...
Wish I had some-
"Boots?"

Lift your leg and set your foot down
You're walking just like a pro!
Only ten million steps
Left to go!

Baby steps... Walking up a mountain!
Hope I don't eat- CRAP!

Baby steps...Don't know where I'm going...
I could use a
"-Map?"

Every step's hilariously
A perilously bad move!
Gotta take baby steps
To improve!

All I want's to find a restroom...
How much farther can it be?
And if I cannot make it
Some weird ass-man who's half-naked
Will wind up here with me
Watching while I wee!

Baby steps...Gotta keep my balance!
Boy, I'd hate to fall-

Standing is not one of my talents...
I prefer to sprawl

Oh, this mountain's murdering me!
I certainly yearn for-
"Stairs?"

Making small baby steps... Yeah, I'm
Taking more baby steps... Big time!
Counting those baby steps... 'Till I'm there!