"House: The Musical" lyrics
Random Encounters & Katie Herbert Lyrics
Every day, I wake up wondering how I'm gonna die
Pulled apart by shadow guys
Or a hat rack through my eye
Every morning starts with brand new artwork on the wall
Picking up your demon doll
While Mom hammers in the hall
Trapped in a day that's repeating
Until we're screaming and bleeding
The rug's gonna kill you
And the rat's gonna kill you
And the dog's gonna kill you
And the cat's gonna kill you
And your mom's gonna kill you
And your dad's gonna kill you
And they're all gonna kill you
Cause you're stuck in a game of House
"Wakey wakey; we have bones to break-y, tee-hee
Don't worry, Tabby; only two hundred more to go"
Back inside my bed, just like a billion times before
Gotta stop the death in store
Before our dad walks through the door
Gotta find the source of all this evil in our house
Is it Dad's demonic spouse?
Or this big, man-eating mouse?
Don't you tire of trying?
You two are destined for dying
The rug's gonna kill you
And the rat's gonna kill you
And the dog's gonna kill you
And the cat's gonna kill you
And your mom's gonna kill you
And your dad's gonna kill you
And they're all gonna kill you
Cause you're stuck in a game of House
The toilet's alive, and the piano is cursed
Remember, scissors aren't safe, and the weather's adverse
We've learned the fridge is a pain, and the fan's even worse
And if we go back to bed, we'll surely leave in a hearse
What if we gave sandwiches to feed the giant rat?
Dropped an anvil on the cat?
Cleaned the crime scene up with that?
Armed ourselves with axes
Picked up ammo scattered 'round
Gathered everything we found
By the time the chimes resound?
All of a sudden, I know why
Time's been repeating, not going by
This may sound crazy or cavalier, but
That clock's been keeping us captive here
The rug's gonna kill you
And the rat's gonna kill you
And the dog's gonna kill you
And the cat's gonna kill you
And your mom's gonna kill you
And your dad's gonna kill you
And they're all gonna kill you
Cause you're stuck in a game of House
The rug's gonna kill you
And the rat's gonna kill you
And the dog's gonna kill you
And the cat's gonna kill you
And your mom's gonna kill you
And your dad's gonna kill you
And they're all gonna kill you
Cause you're stuck in a game of
Going insane from
Dying to play some House
(Oh, no, we've been too slow!
(It's taken too long, and now Daddy is home)
(If this doesn't work, there's no other plan)
(Banished back to where we began)
(Gotta find a way to stop this house)
(Before we die again)
(If I can't make this clock break)
(We'll meet another end!)
(But Mommy's got a cleaver)
(And Daddy's knife's in hand)
(Gotta save ourselves while we can)
Pulled apart by shadow guys
Or a hat rack through my eye
Every morning starts with brand new artwork on the wall
Picking up your demon doll
While Mom hammers in the hall
Trapped in a day that's repeating
Until we're screaming and bleeding
The rug's gonna kill you
And the rat's gonna kill you
And the dog's gonna kill you
And the cat's gonna kill you
And your mom's gonna kill you
And your dad's gonna kill you
And they're all gonna kill you
Cause you're stuck in a game of House
"Wakey wakey; we have bones to break-y, tee-hee
Don't worry, Tabby; only two hundred more to go"
Back inside my bed, just like a billion times before
Gotta stop the death in store
Before our dad walks through the door
Gotta find the source of all this evil in our house
Is it Dad's demonic spouse?
Or this big, man-eating mouse?
Don't you tire of trying?
You two are destined for dying
The rug's gonna kill you
And the rat's gonna kill you
And the dog's gonna kill you
And the cat's gonna kill you
And your mom's gonna kill you
And your dad's gonna kill you
And they're all gonna kill you
Cause you're stuck in a game of House
The toilet's alive, and the piano is cursed
Remember, scissors aren't safe, and the weather's adverse
We've learned the fridge is a pain, and the fan's even worse
And if we go back to bed, we'll surely leave in a hearse
What if we gave sandwiches to feed the giant rat?
Dropped an anvil on the cat?
Cleaned the crime scene up with that?
Armed ourselves with axes
Picked up ammo scattered 'round
Gathered everything we found
By the time the chimes resound?
All of a sudden, I know why
Time's been repeating, not going by
This may sound crazy or cavalier, but
That clock's been keeping us captive here
The rug's gonna kill you
And the rat's gonna kill you
And the dog's gonna kill you
And the cat's gonna kill you
And your mom's gonna kill you
And your dad's gonna kill you
And they're all gonna kill you
Cause you're stuck in a game of House
The rug's gonna kill you
And the rat's gonna kill you
And the dog's gonna kill you
And the cat's gonna kill you
And your mom's gonna kill you
And your dad's gonna kill you
And they're all gonna kill you
Cause you're stuck in a game of
Going insane from
Dying to play some House
(Oh, no, we've been too slow!
(It's taken too long, and now Daddy is home)
(If this doesn't work, there's no other plan)
(Banished back to where we began)
(Gotta find a way to stop this house)
(Before we die again)
(If I can't make this clock break)
(We'll meet another end!)
(But Mommy's got a cleaver)
(And Daddy's knife's in hand)
(Gotta save ourselves while we can)
