"Mega Man: The Musical" lyrics
You may have routed me a thousand times before
And beaten all my bots, but trust me — I've got more!
I've copped a couple Ls, but all to win the war...
Gonna prove I'm brilliant! I've always been right...
Gonna show I'm smarter than Doctor T. Light...
Gonna bust your buster, and Buster, I been itching for a fight!
"And also a bath..."
Mega Man, you're throwing your life away
When you could live to fight me another day!
But I'm the predator, and you're the prey...
So feel the force...
Of CIRCULATION MAN!
"Yikes..."
"What's the matter? Feeling frightened, Mega Man? Gah ha haaa- ...HEY!"
"Oops."
"Curse you, Mega Man! I'll get you next time!"
Did I disturb you while you tried to eat your lunch?
I've brought some humble pie, and plus a side of punch!
That armor ought to make a satisfying crunch!
I'm an evil genius, whose devious scheme...
Needs a robot master to round out my team...
And when I defeat you, I'll finally fix my flagging self esteem...
"Fix your what?"
"Nothing!"
Mega Man, this isn't a game, you know!
And dying here alone is no way to go...
You've proven you're an irksomely worthy foe
But you're no match...
For CANON INKJET MAN
"What happened to attacking me with, like, actual robots? All you're doing is ambushing me with trash!"
"Oh, whine whine whine! These things are expensive, and you wreck everything I build! In this economy, you're lucky to be ambushed at all!"
"Oh, yeah. I'm eternally grateful."
"NOOOO! CANON INKJET MAN... I never could get him installed properly..."
"Must be nice, Doc, having somebody take all your trash out..."
"Grrr... Just you wait! When life hands Dr. Wily lemons, he MAKES EVIL ROBOTS!"
At last, your guard is down, and now I spring my trap:
A wily ruse to use against a hapless sap!
I've brought a hot new bot who'll turn you into scrap!
You're a grade A clanker; more mecha than man...
Always right behind me to ruin my plan...
But I've upped the ante, so step on up and stop me if you can...
Mega Man, you're gonna be begging me
For mercy while he's breaking your leg for me!
Well, killing you's cementing my legacy
So bow before
The mighty SUCK MAN!
"Suck Man? Really?"
"What? He sucks!"
"Yeah, but we don't have to say it in front of him..."
"Enough chatter! Suck Man... clean his clock! Ah ha! HA HAA! HAA-... Ah... I'm gonna just..."
Your days are numbered! Now it's time for you to die!
I'm gonna send you to that scrap heap in the sky!
You'd better fold, cause kid, I'll hang you out to dry!
Gonna rock you, Rockman! It's curtains for you...
Waiting for this rematch since Mega Man 2...
Not a soul can stop me from turning this Blue Bomber black and blue...
"I'm just trying to dry my clothes, man."
Mega Man, it's over, so say your prayers...
You're gonna need a plethora of repairs!
I hope you've got a stash of clean underwears!
Cause you can't run...
...from PORTA-POTTY MAN!
And beaten all my bots, but trust me — I've got more!
I've copped a couple Ls, but all to win the war...
Gonna prove I'm brilliant! I've always been right...
Gonna show I'm smarter than Doctor T. Light...
Gonna bust your buster, and Buster, I been itching for a fight!
"And also a bath..."
Mega Man, you're throwing your life away
When you could live to fight me another day!
But I'm the predator, and you're the prey...
So feel the force...
Of CIRCULATION MAN!
"Yikes..."
"What's the matter? Feeling frightened, Mega Man? Gah ha haaa- ...HEY!"
"Oops."
"Curse you, Mega Man! I'll get you next time!"
Did I disturb you while you tried to eat your lunch?
I've brought some humble pie, and plus a side of punch!
That armor ought to make a satisfying crunch!
I'm an evil genius, whose devious scheme...
Needs a robot master to round out my team...
And when I defeat you, I'll finally fix my flagging self esteem...
"Fix your what?"
"Nothing!"
Mega Man, this isn't a game, you know!
And dying here alone is no way to go...
You've proven you're an irksomely worthy foe
But you're no match...
For CANON INKJET MAN
"What happened to attacking me with, like, actual robots? All you're doing is ambushing me with trash!"
"Oh, whine whine whine! These things are expensive, and you wreck everything I build! In this economy, you're lucky to be ambushed at all!"
"Oh, yeah. I'm eternally grateful."
"NOOOO! CANON INKJET MAN... I never could get him installed properly..."
"Must be nice, Doc, having somebody take all your trash out..."
"Grrr... Just you wait! When life hands Dr. Wily lemons, he MAKES EVIL ROBOTS!"
At last, your guard is down, and now I spring my trap:
A wily ruse to use against a hapless sap!
I've brought a hot new bot who'll turn you into scrap!
You're a grade A clanker; more mecha than man...
Always right behind me to ruin my plan...
But I've upped the ante, so step on up and stop me if you can...
Mega Man, you're gonna be begging me
For mercy while he's breaking your leg for me!
Well, killing you's cementing my legacy
So bow before
The mighty SUCK MAN!
"Suck Man? Really?"
"What? He sucks!"
"Yeah, but we don't have to say it in front of him..."
"Enough chatter! Suck Man... clean his clock! Ah ha! HA HAA! HAA-... Ah... I'm gonna just..."
Your days are numbered! Now it's time for you to die!
I'm gonna send you to that scrap heap in the sky!
You'd better fold, cause kid, I'll hang you out to dry!
Gonna rock you, Rockman! It's curtains for you...
Waiting for this rematch since Mega Man 2...
Not a soul can stop me from turning this Blue Bomber black and blue...
"I'm just trying to dry my clothes, man."
Mega Man, it's over, so say your prayers...
You're gonna need a plethora of repairs!
I hope you've got a stash of clean underwears!
Cause you can't run...
...from PORTA-POTTY MAN!
