"Needlemouse The Musical REMastered" lyrics
My name is Sonic! I'm the Blue Blur!
I have running shoes and spiny azure fur
I'm blazing fast, as you all know!
And if you think you can beat me in Brawl, well, you're too slow!
My name is Eggman and I won't rest
'Till I'm rid of this blue pest!
To call me mad would be remiss!
If you don't believe me, get a load of this!
My name is Miles but Tails is what I go by
I've got an extra, and no one seems to know why
I'm pretty little, but my IQ is so high
I can fix a plane with school supplies
And did I mention... I can fly?
I'm called Knuckles. Yeah, that's my name.
I get tricked in every game!
I'll use my fists in any fray
To guard the Master Emerald... and I know the way.
"Knuckles, that wasn't very musical!"
"I don't like singing, okay?"
"You were pretty flat yourself"
"Shadow?!"
"Oh no"
"No wonder your pathetic band fell apart"
I am Shadow. Make no mistake
I'm the Ultimate Life Form, not a fake!
To save the world's my only goal
So stay out of my way. Chaos Control!
"Was Sonic Underground actually that bad?"
"I, uh... didn't watch it..."
Hello, I'm Amy! I'm Sonic's girl
And every time we hug- (-I want to hurl!)
We'll have a family. Ten kids in all
And when we're wed-
(-I hope I'm dead!)
-He'll be my baby doll!
"Please kill me-"
"Oh, I'm working on it, Sonic!"
My Death Egg will make you scream and shout!
It's got some dings, but I can buff those out...
Sky Chase, Launch base... Any act is fine!
All of your zones are mine!
"Give it up, Eggman!"
"Your inventions never work!"
"Destroy them, Mega Eggbot! ...not ME, you mindless jerk!"
Oh, Sonic dear... (Do I know you?)
I'm over here- (Kill THEM, you fool!)
I love your eyes (-is this over yet?)
And darling rear... (-ew!)
Please marry me, (-I'd rather not...)
Your bride to be, (-you're not that hot...)
Hedgehog and wife (-AAAGH!)
Eternally-! (Now here's a thought)
If we're a pair, I'm not aware!
I need to change my underwear...
So Amy Rose, please don't propose!
Hey, Sonic? I'm afraid I made a mess. Is this how you spell, "Sonic says?"
My name is Eggman! Robotnik, too!
I am Shadow-
-no one cares, but good for you
I'm Tails Prower!
I'm Amy Rose!
And together, we all call ourselves... Sonic Heroes!
"The good ones, anyway..."
I'm second player!
I'm evil and I'm greedy!
Um, where do I keep this?
I'm known for being speedy!
We go together like frankfurters and chili!
We love
Running fast and raising Chao
Racing cars-
And saying "Meow?"
Sonic Boom and Rouge the Bat
Mean Bean Machines!
-and Big the Cat!
Needlemouse was just the start!
Now I'll tear your world... apart!
SEGA!
I have running shoes and spiny azure fur
I'm blazing fast, as you all know!
And if you think you can beat me in Brawl, well, you're too slow!
My name is Eggman and I won't rest
'Till I'm rid of this blue pest!
To call me mad would be remiss!
If you don't believe me, get a load of this!
My name is Miles but Tails is what I go by
I've got an extra, and no one seems to know why
I'm pretty little, but my IQ is so high
I can fix a plane with school supplies
And did I mention... I can fly?
I'm called Knuckles. Yeah, that's my name.
I get tricked in every game!
I'll use my fists in any fray
To guard the Master Emerald... and I know the way.
"Knuckles, that wasn't very musical!"
"I don't like singing, okay?"
"You were pretty flat yourself"
"Shadow?!"
"Oh no"
"No wonder your pathetic band fell apart"
I am Shadow. Make no mistake
I'm the Ultimate Life Form, not a fake!
To save the world's my only goal
So stay out of my way. Chaos Control!
"Was Sonic Underground actually that bad?"
"I, uh... didn't watch it..."
Hello, I'm Amy! I'm Sonic's girl
And every time we hug- (-I want to hurl!)
We'll have a family. Ten kids in all
And when we're wed-
(-I hope I'm dead!)
-He'll be my baby doll!
"Please kill me-"
"Oh, I'm working on it, Sonic!"
My Death Egg will make you scream and shout!
It's got some dings, but I can buff those out...
Sky Chase, Launch base... Any act is fine!
All of your zones are mine!
"Give it up, Eggman!"
"Your inventions never work!"
"Destroy them, Mega Eggbot! ...not ME, you mindless jerk!"
Oh, Sonic dear... (Do I know you?)
I'm over here- (Kill THEM, you fool!)
I love your eyes (-is this over yet?)
And darling rear... (-ew!)
Please marry me, (-I'd rather not...)
Your bride to be, (-you're not that hot...)
Hedgehog and wife (-AAAGH!)
Eternally-! (Now here's a thought)
If we're a pair, I'm not aware!
I need to change my underwear...
So Amy Rose, please don't propose!
Hey, Sonic? I'm afraid I made a mess. Is this how you spell, "Sonic says?"
My name is Eggman! Robotnik, too!
I am Shadow-
-no one cares, but good for you
I'm Tails Prower!
I'm Amy Rose!
And together, we all call ourselves... Sonic Heroes!
"The good ones, anyway..."
I'm second player!
I'm evil and I'm greedy!
Um, where do I keep this?
I'm known for being speedy!
We go together like frankfurters and chili!
We love
Running fast and raising Chao
Racing cars-
And saying "Meow?"
Sonic Boom and Rouge the Bat
Mean Bean Machines!
-and Big the Cat!
Needlemouse was just the start!
Now I'll tear your world... apart!
SEGA!
