"The End" lyrics

You do the dishes then drive away to work
Read 'bout the sports and the news
You're checking the lotto and take a vitamin pill
Carrying out life's daily duties

But when you stop drinking
'Til you are stinking
And wake up in a ditch with a headache and new friends
It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
The end

You spray your hairdo, pick the pepper off your teeth
You practice some lines to gain charm
You try to check your breath while you're breathing in your hand
And make just one more sniff in your armpits

But when you stop singing
When you are shitting
And try farting in a rhythm to a manic BPM
It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
The end

You're mowing the lawn, change the barbeque's new screws
Brushing the leaves off the street
You try to be friendly to the neighbour's wife and smile
Pretending it's lovely to meet her

But when you stop ringing
Them crank calls and kidding
'Bout aliens roaming the block, help us to defend!
It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
The end

But when you stop drinking
'Til you are stinking
And wake up in a ditch with a headache and new friends
It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
The end