"'Tis The Season" lyrics

Red Solo Cup
Red as Rudolph's nose
Pretty girl underneath the mistletoe
Got a holiday bonus from my boss that I'm ready to blow
It's going to be anything but a silent night
Crazy Uncle Rick's got a new ex-wife
But as long as the turkey's in the oven and the beer's on ice
It'll be alright
I'm just trying to ho-ho-ho-hold on to the moment
Sure hope it snows Christmas morning

So put some whiskey in your eggnog
To get you through time with your in-laws
I saw Mom and Santa Claus
Dirty dancing in the kitchen
Say you're nice even if you're naughty
Grizzly evergreen in your stocking
Wherever you are, whoever you're with
Whatever your reason
'Tis the season

Tree tied to the top of an F-150
One sip of Baby Duck, Grandma's getting tipsy
Yeah, we're rocking around
Praying he'll fit down the chimney
You'll find me putting back mimosas in my new PJs
Lit before 11, it's a Christmas slay
Come one, come y'all
Deck the halls, it's a holiday

So put some whiskey in your eggnog
To get you through time with your in-laws
I saw Mom and Santa Claus
Dirty dancing in the kitchen
Say you're nice even if you're naughty
Grizzly evergreen in your stocking
Wherever you are, whoever you're with
Whatever your reason
'Tis the season
Yeah, 'tis the season

I'm just trying to hold on to the moment
Sure hope it snows Christmas morning
But if it don't man

Put some whiskey in your eggnog
To get you through time with your in-laws
I saw Mom and Santa Claus
Dirty dancing in the kitchen
Say you're nice even if you're naughty
Grizzly evergreen in your stocking
Wherever you are, whoever you're with
Whatever your reason
'Tis the season

Wherever you are, whoever you're with
Whatever your reason
'Tis the season