"Inside A Man's Body" lyrics

Rhett and Link Lyrics

"Inside A Man's Body"

How does the crow fly?
Does he sleep in the sky?
To nap on clouds
Is my greatest wish
How does the bass swim?
I would love to ask him
Or her
But I don't speak fish

I'm stuck inside a man's body
I'll never fly
So I'll just do karate
Inside this man's body

How does the plant grow?
I think my teacher knows
But that day
I must have missed class
How does the tick suck?
I regret I have
To pluck him off
Of my pitbull's ass

You see I'm stuck inside a man's body
I'll never fly
So I'll just do Pilates
Inside this man's body


Thanks to Max Barbieri for correcting these lyrics.
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