"My OCD" lyrics

[Rhett (Link):]
(Hello?)
Hello, Mr. Neal, how are you today?
(I'm good. Where's the rest of the group?)
Oh, it's just you.
(I'm the group?)
Yes, but don't worry: I don't need anyone else.

That picture frame
Those hoodie strings
(They are driving me insane)
Unequal pizza slices
Fonts of different sizes
(It's more than I can take)

Missing parentheses
Uneven Capris
Googling "askew"
Bags opened from the wrong end
Should be recognized as a sin,
Along with an unsolved Rubik's Cube

[Link:]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

[Rhett (Link):]
Toilet paper facing inwards
Unsynchronized synchronized swimmers
A closet that's not organized
Pills removed out of sequence
Sideburns that are not even
That one rebel mini blind

[Link:]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

[Rhett (Link):]
Mr. Neal, how's everything going?
(Fine.)
Would you like to take a break?
(Yeah, actually that'd be gre—)
Great. I hope you're hungry.
I've prepared some snacks for you.
Enjoy.

[Link:]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD, baby
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD.

[Rhett (Link):]
All right, we're all done. You're free to go.
Mr. Neal?
Mr. Neal?
(Can I come back tomorrow?)