"The Egg Song" lyrics
"The Egg Song"
You can enjoy your eggs in myriad ways
Okay
Poached or scrambled
Mmhmm
Some like 'em baked
Hey!
But if a little bit of yolk won't
Make you queasy
You might request them over-easy!
Yes I've heard of that but I've
Not tried 'em yet
Mostly because I didn't even
Know what it meant
Hahaha well I got you. Got me what?
You flip a sunny side up upside down
And be gentle so the yolk doesn't run around
That sounds hard
No. Over hard is when you overcook an over easy and the bottom gets charred
So over easy is harder than over hard?
Yes over easy is harder in almost every regard
So over easy is hard?
And over hard is easy!
Over easy is hard?!
And over hard is easy peasy!
My life was simple - just moments ago
Then you told me this damn thing I didn't ask to know
Next thing you'll tell me is Iceland is green and Greenland is covered with ice
Uhhh...
I am so mixed up inside of my mind, I fear that I
Might... die
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