"You Are Here" lyrics

Well this is such a profoundly dumb idea
Maps are no longer the shit
Cause they can't think and tell you to turn here
And here and here
Why are we dickin' around this town
Just get to clickin' google map the playground
So that two grown men can pretend they're seven again

You are here
And I'm here

The single hardest thing about using a fucking map
Is determining exactly where the fuck you're at
And if you spill some coffee on it you'll confuse yourself
If you burn it up you're gonna have to ask for help
And I'll never fold it back right but I don't think you can tell

You are here
And I'm here for it
We're not queer
But to be clear
We're supportive

Like a brother
From another mother
But I won't tell you I love you
Cause that might make it weird
Like my other
Significant other
But I won't tell you I love you
Let's just throw back some beers
Like a brother
From another mother
But I won't tell you I love you
Cause that might make it weird

We're not weird
And you're here for it