"Hangover For Christmas" lyrics

Drinking fireball by the fireplace
Don't need mistletoe to make out with your face
Out front we got Jack Frost sipping White Claw
Did the eggnog... knock out grandma? What?
There's an evergreen naked in the corner
There'll be tons of presents, come Christmas morning
We're too drunk to hang the stockings with care
Santa, leave the lumps of coal like anywhere

The holidays get trippy when you're 21
Your parents start lying, saying Santa won't come
If you get too drunk, shit, well I'm too drunk
But I ain't the only one

Getting a hangover for Christmas
It's the gift that keeps on giving
I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner
I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver
I know Jesus loves sinners
He made wine outta water
It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty
It's a family tradition, yeah I'm
Getting a hangover for Christmas

I'm wearing sunglasses when I'm inside
My mother's brother is killing my vibe
Can't open gifts till dad's outta bed
I wanna relive Christmas Eve again
Flashback to reindeer's hooves on the roof
Snow cones made with ninety proof
Peppermint schnapps and Smirnoff
Go back to singing off key to Rudolph

And getting a hangover for Christmas
It's the gift that keeps on giving
I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner
I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver
I know Jesus loves sinners
He made wine outta water
It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty
It's a family tradition, bitches
Getting a hangover for Christmas

Sleigh bells don't sound the same
When they're rocking around the migraine
If you're wondering what I want next year
Let it be Eveclear

I'm getting a hangover for Christmas
It's the gift that keeps on giving
I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner
I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver
I know Jesus loves sinners
He made wine outta water
It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty
Santa, I'm sorry, but, I'm
Getting a hangover for Christmas

But I'd still like to be considered for the nice list