"Tele-Man" lyrics
Ira Dean & Ronnie Dunn Lyrics
(feat. Vince Gill, John Osborne, Brent Mason)
Friday night hot spot, sign in the parking lot
Free beer ribs ham, all about big jam
Paid a double cover then we walked inside
Betty Lou started laughed said look at them guys violin keys drums saxophone
Some long haired singer singin lookin half stoned
Sign outside said country band
But the fiddles outta tune
And they ain't gotta tele-man
Bartender said see the man poundin'on the keys
Rumor has it I'm told that he taught jerry lee
Heard his sister was married to ervin berlin
He plays anything from chopstick to chopin
Said I don't care if he wears cashmere
Gotta wig on his head and hes def in one ear
Or if he goes by the name lud wig van
If the fiddles outta tune
And they ain't gotta tele-man
Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Willie, and Waylon Johnny cash, Jerry Reed, Patsy and the Possum
Ain't none of them stars ever woulda gotta hand
If it weren't for a finger lickin
Chicken picken tele-man
2 am they were breakin' it down
When I heard the singer say
"Hey how did it sound"
Don't ya come around pickin these bars again
Til ya tune that fiddle
And ya get yourself a tele-man
Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Willie, and Waylon Johnny cash, Jerry Reed, Patsy and the Possum
Ain't none of them stars ever woulda gotta hand
If it weren't for a finger lickin
Chicken picken tele-man
Tick tock, clip clop string pullin tele-man
B bender old fender kick it off tele-man
Free beer ribs ham, all about big jam
Paid a double cover then we walked inside
Betty Lou started laughed said look at them guys violin keys drums saxophone
Some long haired singer singin lookin half stoned
Sign outside said country band
But the fiddles outta tune
And they ain't gotta tele-man
Bartender said see the man poundin'on the keys
Rumor has it I'm told that he taught jerry lee
Heard his sister was married to ervin berlin
He plays anything from chopstick to chopin
Said I don't care if he wears cashmere
Gotta wig on his head and hes def in one ear
Or if he goes by the name lud wig van
If the fiddles outta tune
And they ain't gotta tele-man
Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Willie, and Waylon Johnny cash, Jerry Reed, Patsy and the Possum
Ain't none of them stars ever woulda gotta hand
If it weren't for a finger lickin
Chicken picken tele-man
2 am they were breakin' it down
When I heard the singer say
"Hey how did it sound"
Don't ya come around pickin these bars again
Til ya tune that fiddle
And ya get yourself a tele-man
Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Willie, and Waylon Johnny cash, Jerry Reed, Patsy and the Possum
Ain't none of them stars ever woulda gotta hand
If it weren't for a finger lickin
Chicken picken tele-man
Tick tock, clip clop string pullin tele-man
B bender old fender kick it off tele-man
