"Sleepover" lyrics

Meet my mum, she's a space cadet
A little brain-dead
Don't eat the cakes that she bakes
They'll send you to space
Oh, she slaves over a hot stove
While she waits...
Dad's Ferrari parked in the driveway
Oh, he's banging his Barbie
Uh-oh

Please, please don't leave
You're not scared of me
You're scared of my family
Please, please I won't let you leave
Play with my toys
Drown out the noise

Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
I promise we can stay up really late
Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
We can eat lollies all day

Meet my sister
She's gorgeous in her pictures but
She keeps getting thinner
From throwing up her dinner
Mum says that if she gets fat
She won't get a man
She'll get a cat
Or a pig like our dad

Please, please don't leave
You're not scared of me
You're scared of my family
Please, please I won't let you leave
Play with my toys
Drown out the noise

Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
I promise we can stay up really late
Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
We can eat lollies all day

Meet my dad, he's a ladies' man
He loves Kamasutra with my tutor
Uh-oh
Shhhh don't tell mummy
We'll get money
He'll buy us toys
They fill a void
But at least we won't be bored

Please, please don't leave
You're not scared of me
You're scared of my family
Please, please I won't let you leave
Play with my toys
Drown out the noise

Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
I promise we can stay up really late
Hey! Do you wanna come over?
For a sleepover
We can eat lollies all day