"Fitted Sheets" lyrics

I know where to put the oil
To get that screen door to stop creakin'
Know what to do come Monday morning
When I had a little too much weekend
How to dance with two left feet
Use juicy fruit to stop a leak
Still a couple of things remain a mystery
Oh, love and folding fitted sheets

If mama was around
She would have showed me
Sometimes I yell at God
As if he owes me
Wish somebody, somewhere
Just would have told me
About love and folding fitted sheets

I can sing the alphabet
Backwards from Z to A and
Take something really simple
Find a way to complicate it
Drive and put my lipstick on
While talking on the telephone
Still a couple of things that keep eluding me
Oh, love and folding fitted sheets

If mama was around
She would have showed me
Sometimes I yell at God
As if he owes me
Wish somebody, somewhere
Just would have told me
About love and folding fitted sheets

Wish mama was around
She would have showed me
Sometimes I yell at God
As if he owes me
Wish somebody, somewhere
Just would have told me
About love and folding fitted sheets
Wish somebody, somewhere
Just would have told me
About love...

And folding fitted sheets