"Snoopy vs Osama" lyrics

Out in the desert, in a real bad land
Some people want to see the end of man
Al-Qaeda took over from the Taliban
Terrorizing all they can

Now Snoopy's in the motor pool but wants to fight
He wants to keep his friends all safe at night
Charlie drives the Bradley and Snoop makes her sing
Waiting for the orders just to go do the thing

Osama Bin Laden keeps running away
Snoopy's gonna find him one of these days
And when he does (and when he does)
You know we're all gonna say
Goodbye Bin Laden and the end of your terrorist reign

When the orders came down, they were short one man
So Charley asked Snoopy, "Would ya join the band?"
It's off to the hills and follow the map
Just get Bin Laden, don't ya take any crap

Osama Bin Laden keeps running away
Snoopy's gonna find him one of these days
And when he does (and when he does)
You know we're all gonna say
Goodbye Bin Laden and the end of your terrorist reign

Heading down a pathway when a bomb blew up
The tank was out of business and ol' Charlie was hurt
Snoopy said to Charlie, "You just sit tight
I'll fix everything, it's gonna be alright"

Then up ahead in a cloud of dust
Stood ol' Bin Laden just a-looking at us
Snoopy smiled and aimed, then he fired his gun
"Take this," Bin Laden, now you won't have to run

Osama Bin Laden won't be running away
Snoopy finally found him and this was the day
He took him out (he took him out)
And now the world can sing
Goodbye Bin Laden and the end of your terrorist reign