"Adolf's Paradise" lyrics

As I walk into Poland with an army of men
I take a look at my Reich and realize it's growing big
'Cause I've been purging so much of Europe
That even Mussolini's saying "Let's slow it up"

But I ain't never took a land that didn't deserve it
Aryans not in charge
You know that's a chutzpah
You best prepare coffins
I won't soften
The Jews and the gypsies all must die at once
I hate to be a dick but it's natural law
We are very very strong
And don't get along
With Jews
I'm the kind of leader all the Germans wanna be like
Socialist national in front of millions shouting "Sieg Heil!"

I've been leading the Third Reich
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I've been starting World War Zwei
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I made Greece and Belgium mine
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I've been killing Bergs and Steins
Living in an Adolf's Paradise

Look at the situation
Of our inflation
I don't mean to invade France
But they are very weak
They bent over in June 1940
We just wanted to pass through on our way to Turkey
Our educated youth wears long funny socks
I'm a 10 in my looks and I'm named for a fox
Was a soldier in World War 1 and a painter
But I was rejected twice from art Vienna school
Weimer Republic had some problems
So I said, "Kill the Social Democrats, cripples and gays."
In '43 Jews tried to rise up in Warsaw
But we burned the whole ghetto to the floor

Tell my why don't we hate Japanese?
Oh. We'll sort through them in World War 3

I took Poland and Norway
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I will conquer earth and sky
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
My men goose step wearing tights
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I made Dutchmen ride on bikes
Living in an Adolf's Paradise

Shave the heads of Juden
Lead them to the shower
Burn them in the kiln
Just to show my power
Switzerland is neutral
But England really bombed the fucking Scheisse out of Dresden
And USA's awakened
The Soviets have entered Berlin and I'm thinking
A bullet to the brain might just be the next best thing
I guess that's it
I guess I lost and I fucked up
But I just did it for the memes and lulz dude

I didn't mean to start a fight
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I just wanted Gesundheit
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
We got owned by the Allies
Living in an Adolf's Paradise
I thought we were the good guys
Living in an Adolf's Paradise

Tell my why did we turn on Russkis
And the Japs pulled in Americanese
Give Eichmann my keys
Head to Buenos Aires
You can hide out there from Israelis