"Andrew Tate" lyrics
(Parody of "Whatcha Say" by Jason Derulo)
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Sparkling water!
What color's your Bugatti?
Vermilion
Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail
You the top G
Bunk bed (it's really cool though)
Ooh, this is all the Matrix
Of course it is
I (I)
Am so strong (strong)
With big dong (dong)
Pwning all the betas I've killed (I've killed)
Now I've (I've)
The most subs (subs)
It's a bug (bug)
In the feminist soy matrix
It's all love
I showed a box of pizza on my Twitter
Cuz Elon let me back on
He's my Nintendo partner
Romanians (Romanians)
Found my location
They took me and my brother Tristan
Cuz when the cops breaked in
And let the girl slaves out
I just didn't know what to do
They took my 96 cars
And my phone and my charge
I can't even tweet to you
This is gay
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail
Were you fuckin' framed?
Ooh, Andrew Tate (I'm Andrew Tate)
You is the boss running shit
Of course you is
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail
You the top G
Ooh, bunk bed (I'm Andrew Tate)
What-what-what-wassup Andrew Tate?
How (how)
Can my kids (kids)
Be top Gs (Gs)
Knowing that their father is broke? (Is broke)
I'm two (two)
Times lightweight (weight)
Fightin' champ (champ)
But femininists fight sumo
Aikido
I showed my Bugattis to Greta
She sent me to Romani jail forever
The lesbians (the lesbians)
Control the scientists (the scientists)
Forcing me to get the jab
Cuz when the truth is mouthed
Libs are getting stressed out
I'm a threat to the world they know
I own 500 cars
One of them's a Monza
It is really fuckin' dope
Let's take a spin
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You got some time to lift weights
And to fuckin' read
Ooh, Andrew Tate (I'm Andrew Tate)
Read Brothers Karamazov
The Fountainhead
Ooh, Andrew Tate
Ooh, this is all the Matrix
Well of course it is
Ooh, Andrew Tate (I'm Andrew Tate)
What color's your Bugatti?
Girl, lemme sell you, may I? (May I?)
I know no one believes me
But I'm top G, me
I am a threat to AI (AI)
I'm Hustlers University dean
Teaching kids to be me
I'm fightin' SKI (KI)
And then I'm coming for the Paul bros
We'll see how this all goes
World, lemme tell you, may I? (May I?)
I'm gonna win this fight
Come and take my wives
Cuz when the dogs came in
And the girls escaped out
I just didn't know what to do
(I just didn't know what to do)
But when I'm playin' chess
I'm a 100 steps ahead
I ain't seen the last of you
I'm Andrew fuckin' Tate
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail
What you fuckin' did?
Ooh, nothin' (I'm Andrew Tate)
It's a misunderstanding
We're gonna sort this shit
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You run the top bunk bed
Like a fuckin' king
You the shit (I'm Andrew Tate)
What-what-what-wassup Andrew Tate?
80 to life
Sparkling water!
What color's your Bugatti?
Vermilion
Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail
You the top G
Bunk bed (it's really cool though)
Ooh, this is all the Matrix
Of course it is
I (I)
Am so strong (strong)
With big dong (dong)
Pwning all the betas I've killed (I've killed)
Now I've (I've)
The most subs (subs)
It's a bug (bug)
In the feminist soy matrix
It's all love
I showed a box of pizza on my Twitter
Cuz Elon let me back on
He's my Nintendo partner
Romanians (Romanians)
Found my location
They took me and my brother Tristan
Cuz when the cops breaked in
And let the girl slaves out
I just didn't know what to do
They took my 96 cars
And my phone and my charge
I can't even tweet to you
This is gay
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail
Were you fuckin' framed?
Ooh, Andrew Tate (I'm Andrew Tate)
You is the boss running shit
Of course you is
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail
You the top G
Ooh, bunk bed (I'm Andrew Tate)
What-what-what-wassup Andrew Tate?
How (how)
Can my kids (kids)
Be top Gs (Gs)
Knowing that their father is broke? (Is broke)
I'm two (two)
Times lightweight (weight)
Fightin' champ (champ)
But femininists fight sumo
Aikido
I showed my Bugattis to Greta
She sent me to Romani jail forever
The lesbians (the lesbians)
Control the scientists (the scientists)
Forcing me to get the jab
Cuz when the truth is mouthed
Libs are getting stressed out
I'm a threat to the world they know
I own 500 cars
One of them's a Monza
It is really fuckin' dope
Let's take a spin
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You got some time to lift weights
And to fuckin' read
Ooh, Andrew Tate (I'm Andrew Tate)
Read Brothers Karamazov
The Fountainhead
Ooh, Andrew Tate
Ooh, this is all the Matrix
Well of course it is
Ooh, Andrew Tate (I'm Andrew Tate)
What color's your Bugatti?
Girl, lemme sell you, may I? (May I?)
I know no one believes me
But I'm top G, me
I am a threat to AI (AI)
I'm Hustlers University dean
Teaching kids to be me
I'm fightin' SKI (KI)
And then I'm coming for the Paul bros
We'll see how this all goes
World, lemme tell you, may I? (May I?)
I'm gonna win this fight
Come and take my wives
Cuz when the dogs came in
And the girls escaped out
I just didn't know what to do
(I just didn't know what to do)
But when I'm playin' chess
I'm a 100 steps ahead
I ain't seen the last of you
I'm Andrew fuckin' Tate
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You chillin' up in this jail
What you fuckin' did?
Ooh, nothin' (I'm Andrew Tate)
It's a misunderstanding
We're gonna sort this shit
Ooh, Andrew Tate
You run the top bunk bed
Like a fuckin' king
You the shit (I'm Andrew Tate)
What-what-what-wassup Andrew Tate?
80 to life
