"Call Me Khamenei" lyrics
(parody of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen)
Abracadabra alu snack bar
Osama llama
Give me the power
I beg of—
Barack, come watch WNBA finals
I'll be right there, honey
Abracadabra alu snack bar
Osama llama
Give me the power
I beg of you
I rule Iran really well
Ever since the shah fell
We got rid of infidels
Now, I run things my way
I have cool clothes and riz
I teach Islam to the kids
We have baseball and skits
And exploding Fridays
Enriched uranium
Gays hung on a crane
Some burned rice every day
Yum
Where you think you're going, Bibi?
Hey
I just got nukes
No, I'm not crazy
I need them for some energy savings
Hijacking air flights since the 80s
First name Ayatollah
Last name Khamenei
Hey
I just got nukes
Israel is blazing
Let's bomb the Congo
And snatch some babies
We'll munch on Chips Ahoy
With covered ladies
I'm supreme leader
Ali Khamenei
Donald just cut off my balls
My regime about to fall
Russia won't take my calls
Hezbollah is nowhere
I'm in a bunker of steel
Eating a tin chicken meal
Refusing to make a deal
We'll still enrich urine
I'm never folding
Oh, shit! Help me, Saudis
Where's all of my homies?
Can we work out something, Bibi?
Hey
I just got nukes
They think I'm crazy
I need them for some Nintendo gaming
Getting in region fights
Since the 80s
First name Ayatollah
Last name Khamenei
Hey
I don't hate Jews
I think they're great. See
I just don't love the Zionist entity
We'll take over the world
Detroit to Beijing
I'm supreme leader
Aytoll Khamenei
Before I came to Iran
I used to sew hats
I had some dope tats
I used to blow old bats
All my 82 wives think I should go fax
President Trump and
Say I was wrong. My bad
Uh. Hello, Donnie
Yes. Hello, Baraka
I need you to pardon my friend
Sure, sure, Baraka. What's his name?
Ali
I know I look like Martin Scorsese
I like his movies
He's not a J-E
Hey
I just got nukes
Israel is blazing
Let's bomb Chicago
And snatch some ladies
I never had a choice
They always blame me
I'm supreme leader
Ali Khamenei
Before I came to Iran
I lived on Colfax
With Adam Caroll's dad
I used to bone old mans
All my beautiful life
I try to throw facts
Don't want to hold back
Now, get my tow a toe tag
Osama llama
Give me the power
I beg of—
Barack, come watch WNBA finals
I'll be right there, honey
Abracadabra alu snack bar
Osama llama
Give me the power
I beg of you
I rule Iran really well
Ever since the shah fell
We got rid of infidels
Now, I run things my way
I have cool clothes and riz
I teach Islam to the kids
We have baseball and skits
And exploding Fridays
Enriched uranium
Gays hung on a crane
Some burned rice every day
Yum
Where you think you're going, Bibi?
Hey
I just got nukes
No, I'm not crazy
I need them for some energy savings
Hijacking air flights since the 80s
First name Ayatollah
Last name Khamenei
Hey
I just got nukes
Israel is blazing
Let's bomb the Congo
And snatch some babies
We'll munch on Chips Ahoy
With covered ladies
I'm supreme leader
Ali Khamenei
Donald just cut off my balls
My regime about to fall
Russia won't take my calls
Hezbollah is nowhere
I'm in a bunker of steel
Eating a tin chicken meal
Refusing to make a deal
We'll still enrich urine
I'm never folding
Oh, shit! Help me, Saudis
Where's all of my homies?
Can we work out something, Bibi?
Hey
I just got nukes
They think I'm crazy
I need them for some Nintendo gaming
Getting in region fights
Since the 80s
First name Ayatollah
Last name Khamenei
Hey
I don't hate Jews
I think they're great. See
I just don't love the Zionist entity
We'll take over the world
Detroit to Beijing
I'm supreme leader
Aytoll Khamenei
Before I came to Iran
I used to sew hats
I had some dope tats
I used to blow old bats
All my 82 wives think I should go fax
President Trump and
Say I was wrong. My bad
Uh. Hello, Donnie
Yes. Hello, Baraka
I need you to pardon my friend
Sure, sure, Baraka. What's his name?
Ali
I know I look like Martin Scorsese
I like his movies
He's not a J-E
Hey
I just got nukes
Israel is blazing
Let's bomb Chicago
And snatch some ladies
I never had a choice
They always blame me
I'm supreme leader
Ali Khamenei
Before I came to Iran
I lived on Colfax
With Adam Caroll's dad
I used to bone old mans
All my beautiful life
I try to throw facts
Don't want to hold back
Now, get my tow a toe tag
Writer(s): Lazewnik Naftali
