"Christmas In Afghanistan" lyrics

Well it's that time of year where Jesus died
The day when I like staying alive
Eat me some turkey and fuck my ladies mouth
Well it's that time I drink Jim Beam eggnog
I beat my kids and pray to god
To keep them Jews from moving to the south

But this Christmas I'm not at home
I'm shooting at dot heads with drones
I'm having me baked beans and and beer in Afghanistan this year

Christmas in Afghanistan, were there when freedom calls
Christmas in Afghanistan, y'all terrorists suck my balls
See me flying over your town then you call me Saint Nick
Were dropping some bombs on Afghanistan, got Osama's head on a stick

This Christmas I ain't getting no Denny's feast
And I won't be punching out Jenny's teeth
I'm standing on the line 'tween death and life
I'm shooting at a man with 7 wives
Ain't to TV where I'm at
Were watching Arabs get shot in the ass
And I'll blow your cave up if I must
You should have thought twice before you fuck with us

'Cuz this Christmas were fighting back
For freedom fries and for big macs
If freedom dies its taking me to hell with all you sand monkeys

Christmas in Afghanistan, were there when freedom calls
Christmas in Afghanistan, y'all terrorists suck my balls
See me flying over your town then you call me Saint Nick
Were dropping some bombs on Afghanistan, got Osama's head on a stick

If I come home in missing parts
At least I made bin laden eat my farts
So bury me wrapped in the stripes and stars
And pray that no black guy steals my cars

Christmas in Afghanistan, were there when freedom calls
Christmas in Afghanistan, y'all terrorists suck my balls
See me flying over your town then you call me Saint Nick
Were dropping some bombs on Afghanistan, got Osama's head on a stick

Amerrrrrriiicaaaa
America
America
Americauohuohuoh
9/11
9/11
America
America
America oh yeah
AMERICA