Rucka Rucka Ali - Epstein Files Lyrics

Rucka Rucka Ali Lyrics

"Epstein Files"
(parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel)

All eyes on Epstein Island as the famous Epstein Files are made public
If you have children, please, keep them away from the names on this list
Trust me

Adam Sandler, Mr. Bean
Martin Luther, Jr. King
Tom Jones, Alec Baldwin
Joe DiMaggio

Richard Nixon, MySpace Tom
Kurt Cobain, Stiffler's mom
Tiger Woods, both Tates
Bennett Shapiro

Harry Potter's Tom Felton
Michael Jackson's son
White Power Ranger Tom
Jarvis David Vance

Eisenhower, Chandler Bing
Commander Billy Keen
Kim Jong Un
Robert Downey Jr
Wee Man

We got the Epstein Files
Everyone is on it
And it's so demonic
We're in the Epstein Files
We were always on it
And you know we done it

Joseph Stalin
Steve Jobs
Girl that doesn't send bobs
Obama
Spielberg
Everyone in Lebanon

Unabomber
JonTron
Jack Kelly and Sharon
Balloon boy
Chris Benoit
Bruce Kardashian

Trump Jr
James Dean
Einstein and Epstein
Elvis Presley, Josh and Drake
Michael Phelps
Ricky Lake

Boris Johnson
John Rick
Kanye West and Taylor Swift
Jack Black
Black Flag
Anyone who's Jewish

We got the Epstein Files
Everyone is on it
Even Tails and Sonic
We're in the Epstein Files
We were always on it
If we're being honest

MrBeast
Jesus Christ
Mexicans and all of ICE
ISIS
LeBron James
Maxx Crosby and Payne

Meghan Markle
George Floyd
All the Backstreet Boys
Fergie and the guy
That sang Ebola

Michael Jordan
Bruce Lee
Susan Wojcicki
Sponge Bob
Bill Gates
Charlie Kirk's dog

Piggy, Kermit, Fall Out Boy
Billy Joel and every goy
Joker, Batman, Alfred Gore
Limp Bizkit, Slipknot and Korn

We got the Epstein Files
Everyone is on it
And it's so demonic
We're in the Epstein Files
We were always on it
And you know we done it

Elon Musk, Kaepernick
Adolf Eichmann, Andy Dick
Jeff Bezos, Michael Caine
Mickey, Pinky and the Brain

KSI's aborted kids
Tom Delonge and Mark Hoppus
Bad Bunny, Lil Jon
Harambe, James Bond

Pope Leo, Malcolm X
That guy Jack that sold X
JFK
Marvin Gaye
Arab at the Speedway

We got the Epstein Files
Everyone is on it
And it's so demonic
We're in the Epstein Files
Everyone is on it
And the list goes on and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on

We're in the Epstein Files
We were always on it
If we're being honest

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