"Epstein Island" lyrics

"Epstein Island"
(parody of "Higher" by Creed)

Jeffrey's my name
And I have my own island here
We eat kids and rape

The whores I brought here are teens
'Cause I don't wanna deal with grown-up women
It's gay

I have a bunker with one or two kids
My name for them is Jerky Pizza and Gate

So, come over
Let's eat kids and jetski
I have a boner
Because life here is great

We're on Epstein Island
Doing rapes with stolen teens
We're on Epstein Island
Eating grapes and orphan kids

The Mossad has a list of names
Of people who were drinking here adrenochrome shakes
And Maxwell is farming Reddit and AI to make sure that never ever is Epstein blamed
The blood of dead scared kids will make our face young and great

Take a boat here
We'll take videos and pics and hold them over you
So you'll do what we say

We're on Epstein Island
Doing rapes with Mayan teens
We're on Epstein Island
Taking turns with Polanski

Get some coders and erase evidence
Turn on that motor and sail to Helsinki

This whole island's green and nice
We have cool birds and rape for sale
Famous guys have all been here
They're into kids
They're gay as well

Are you there, Jesus?
It's me, Jeffrey
I know I haven't been the best Christian lately
I apologize for that
I could sure use your help right now
Please

When I die hanging in jail
It's the Clintons
So shame on them

We're on Epstein Island
Here to rape Hawaiian teens
We're on Epstein Island
Wearing skins of cold dead kids

We're on Epstein Island
Chasing rapey pedo dreams
We're on Epstein Island
Doing great. Come over and chill