"FOOD!" lyrics
(parody of "Mood" by 24kGoldn)
(performed as "Wierd Ali" Ruckavich)
I am always eating food
Garlic bread and tomato soup
How about a plate of steak stew?
I'll try a baked fruit
Maybe I'll add mayonnaise too
Everything's better with cumin
I'm so into food
Sometimes I forget to even chew
I just want some fish legume
Have a bite of cake too
Chimichangas are great dude
Everything's good with lemon juice
I wake up and have snacks
Chex & 5 or 6 KitKats
Then I wanna giant rib rack
It's even better in a wrap
While I wait for that to heat
I'll order some Chinese
I'll have a Kung Pow chicken bbq
And add a oven Chicken Gordon Bleu
Also grab some rice and vindaloo
What exactly is obbattu
Let's get salad cob so this lunch isn't fattening
With bacon and parm and go light on the dressing
I am always eating food
Pepper steak with some tofu
Add a little kongnamul
And a little namul
Spread on some Alfredo sauce too
I just want the whole menu
I'm so into food
Dip some chocolate in fondue
Fry a noodle in chop suey
And some Swedish gahkku
Burger with Muenster and Gouda
Let's have a round of kombu
Every time that I drive to the Trader Joe's
They say, "Hi, should we close down the place for you?"
Get one of everything and then I say well maybe two
I've eaten every single hot dog at the stadium
I wanna sit back with that Digiorno pizza
With the pan crust that they discontinued
Fish snacks, SlimFast, kimchi, bulgogi
Scooby Graham crackers covered in frosting
Eat pigs in a blanket with mustard and ranch sauce
Don't hate me but I like my steak with some ketchup
I am always eating food
Carrot cake with honey dew
Japanese tonkatsu
Oranges and grapefruit
Dark purple and grey prunes
Squeeze it all into fresh juice
I'm so into food
I know it's really time for me to
Go on a diet someday soon
Right after this scoop
Of rocky road chocolate mousse
I could also go for hummus
Garlic bread and tomato soup
How about a plate of steak stew?
I'll try a baked fruit
Maybe I'll add mayonnaise too
Everything's better with cumin
I'm so into food
Sometimes I forget to even chew
I just want some fish legume
Have a bite of cake too
Chimichangas are great dude
Everything's good with lemon juice
I wake up and have snacks
Chex & 5 or 6 KitKats
Then I wanna giant rib rack
It's even better in a wrap
While I wait for that to heat
I'll order some Chinese
I'll have a Kung Pow chicken bbq
And add a oven Chicken Gordon Bleu
Also grab some rice and vindaloo
What exactly is obbattu
Let's get salad cob so this lunch isn't fattening
With bacon and parm and go light on the dressing
I am always eating food
Pepper steak with some tofu
Add a little kongnamul
And a little namul
Spread on some Alfredo sauce too
I just want the whole menu
I'm so into food
Dip some chocolate in fondue
Fry a noodle in chop suey
And some Swedish gahkku
Burger with Muenster and Gouda
Let's have a round of kombu
Every time that I drive to the Trader Joe's
They say, "Hi, should we close down the place for you?"
Get one of everything and then I say well maybe two
I've eaten every single hot dog at the stadium
I wanna sit back with that Digiorno pizza
With the pan crust that they discontinued
Fish snacks, SlimFast, kimchi, bulgogi
Scooby Graham crackers covered in frosting
Eat pigs in a blanket with mustard and ranch sauce
Don't hate me but I like my steak with some ketchup
I am always eating food
Carrot cake with honey dew
Japanese tonkatsu
Oranges and grapefruit
Dark purple and grey prunes
Squeeze it all into fresh juice
I'm so into food
I know it's really time for me to
Go on a diet someday soon
Right after this scoop
Of rocky road chocolate mousse
I could also go for hummus
