"Furries (I Dress Like A Dog)" lyrics

Can I take this off?
Nope
Didn't think so

Never did good with the ladies
But men dressed up as a cat will date me
On the net I'm a Furry pope
And alleged list of underage groping

I said some things that the Jews didn't like
And for that I'm accused on being on the alt-right
I like taking hikes in the park dressed like
A mouse hanging out where the little kids bike

They accused me of diddling kids
But I was online at the time praising Hitler
Look he was smart to align with Japan
Also take a look who run CNN

I wish the Jews would admit it
90% of the media innit?
Now I'm accused of exposing my penis
I'm a proud viewer of Gavin McInnes

I dress like a squirrel whenever I want
I'm not allowed near a school and a mall
I dress like a dog and park down the road
I bark at boys
Got a surprise in my goat

I dress like a squirrel
Want Ds in me
I smoke marijuana
I was caught with two teens
I dress like a dog
Hitler had a point
Let's take back control
On Reddit

They call me a pedo
Dressed like a pooola
Break into your house
For your baby tooth
Hey
I think that I know you
We met in Charlottesville
Media lied about Steve Bannon
Dressing like a dog doesn't make me a faggot

They call me "Chris"
Last name "Brown"
Unrecognized with the dog mask on
Who run the world
Men with small head
I dress like a squirrel
And have sex with cats
Def con 3
On the Jews like Adele
Tweeting from Kanye's phone raising hell

Is Ben Afleck one of us?
I don't know
Aks Matt Damon or his bitch J-Lo
And if your daughter ends up on the pole
Least she's not at a conference dressed like a dog

I dress like a squirrel and believe in God
I want a future for my white girl and son
I dress like a dog in an expo hall
Your butt on my nose and I'm shooting a mall

I dress like a squirrel
Patrice and me
Fight for gender roles
Return to Christianity
I dress like a dog
The Jews have our coins
We must galvanize on Reddit

Don't be a cat
The Left tells me
We'll get whacked
For dressing like geese
Let't be cats
We could fight them heese
They control iPads and all of TV
Wait
Where's Clifford gone?
He's eating soup with a Jew cap on
I thought we're safe at the FurryCon
Have you considered we accept Islam?

That sounds fun
We'll be free and put an end to degeneracy
No more will we accept the gays
We could go back to the better days

Things were great
We were white
It was safe to go out at night
Everyone had a house and a car
And dressed like a woodland pedophile

I dress like a squirrel
And pray to Allah
Shout Aluwakbar
Driving on the sidewalk
I dress like a dog
They're calling me "gay"
Let's go January 6
And install a caliphate
I dress like a girl
Watching H3
Pop estrogen pills
I'm out here fighting Sunnis
I dress like a dog
I'm Saddam Hussein
Back when we was kangs
Kanye was our guy

Now why does the media
And I won't say what kind of media or who runs the media
Because that is not something I'm supposed to say anymore
But why them niggas with the sideburns got a problem with me wearing a chipmunk costume in a school zone where my ex-wife who is closer friends with the Clintons than I realized collaborated to promote the vaccine which has been shown to disinfect proportionally the black community which we been told by the media and I won't say which media because we saw what happens when I say the type of things a black man in America has been through in this country