"Gay Now In Malta" lyrics
(parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth)
Somebody once told me
A girl is not worth boning
I went and tried a few couple dicks
I was still seen kinds wrong
To be gay
I'm insecure
So I faked my own death
Now I bone men
Well, the dicks start coming
And they don't stop coming
Pounded some dudes
Even one that's my cousin
Didn't make sense
Not to give men dome
I ganged some guys
And gave head to some
Boning some dude
While smoking weed
Watching porn naked in a taxi
I'm 7-oh in the bunghole
I did a guy with a bongo
Gay now
Here in Malta
Getting peed on all day
I pay now for a handjob
From an old guy named Ray
My ballsack's little and cold
'Til I let some guy lick my chode
It's a full day
Taking dago boner
Bent over right now
Getting D in St. Paolo
I'm on video chat
Getting fingered
Coming in a guy
In the Venetian river
I like being gay
I get in on the ching
Your butthole's being torn
So you might as well sin
I blew some guy on my front porch
The birthplace of fascism
Is where I get porked
I'm gay now
Here in Malta
I'm Q anon
Go Saints
I pay now for a handjob
Get to choke on men's wang
My ballsack's little and cold
'Til I spit in guys named Bob Dole
And the winner is Smash Mouth
I'm da best
Gay now
Here in Malta
With the Pink Guy Joji
I pay now for a handjob
With some Gold Bond it stings
My ballsack's little and cold
'Til I did some guy
Somebody once jacked off in San Diego
That was the same kid who made Kony 2012
I said Jeb wanna watch Shrek?
That green dude has him a huge long dick
Let's all jerk off
While watching Loose Change
Well, the dicks start coming
And they don't stop coming
Asshole is bruised
From the gentleman drumming
Didn't make sense not to make men come
They took our jobs but they gave good bum
Boning some dude in Portuguese
With my phone up his exit cavity
I'm 7-oh in the dong show
I did a guy in a poncho
I'm gay now
Here in Malta
Getting peed on all day
I pay now for a handjob
From an old guy named Ray
My ballsack's shriveled and cold
'Til I let some guy lick my chode
My dong slaps niggas in code
If you think I died bitch I won't
A girl is not worth boning
I went and tried a few couple dicks
I was still seen kinds wrong
To be gay
I'm insecure
So I faked my own death
Now I bone men
Well, the dicks start coming
And they don't stop coming
Pounded some dudes
Even one that's my cousin
Didn't make sense
Not to give men dome
I ganged some guys
And gave head to some
Boning some dude
While smoking weed
Watching porn naked in a taxi
I'm 7-oh in the bunghole
I did a guy with a bongo
Gay now
Here in Malta
Getting peed on all day
I pay now for a handjob
From an old guy named Ray
My ballsack's little and cold
'Til I let some guy lick my chode
It's a full day
Taking dago boner
Bent over right now
Getting D in St. Paolo
I'm on video chat
Getting fingered
Coming in a guy
In the Venetian river
I like being gay
I get in on the ching
Your butthole's being torn
So you might as well sin
I blew some guy on my front porch
The birthplace of fascism
Is where I get porked
I'm gay now
Here in Malta
I'm Q anon
Go Saints
I pay now for a handjob
Get to choke on men's wang
My ballsack's little and cold
'Til I spit in guys named Bob Dole
And the winner is Smash Mouth
I'm da best
Gay now
Here in Malta
With the Pink Guy Joji
I pay now for a handjob
With some Gold Bond it stings
My ballsack's little and cold
'Til I did some guy
Somebody once jacked off in San Diego
That was the same kid who made Kony 2012
I said Jeb wanna watch Shrek?
That green dude has him a huge long dick
Let's all jerk off
While watching Loose Change
Well, the dicks start coming
And they don't stop coming
Asshole is bruised
From the gentleman drumming
Didn't make sense not to make men come
They took our jobs but they gave good bum
Boning some dude in Portuguese
With my phone up his exit cavity
I'm 7-oh in the dong show
I did a guy in a poncho
I'm gay now
Here in Malta
Getting peed on all day
I pay now for a handjob
From an old guy named Ray
My ballsack's shriveled and cold
'Til I let some guy lick my chode
My dong slaps niggas in code
If you think I died bitch I won't
