"George Floyd's Summer Of Fun" lyrics

"George Floyd's Summer Of Fun"
(parody of "Boys Of Summer" by Don Henley)

Chaos on the streets of America as the African America community fights for their freedom in the form of mostly peaceful protests and I'm here with a young civil-rights leader named "George H. Floyd"
Sir. Why exactly are all these riots going down, homie?
You know mean, dog?
Tell us what's up

We closing off the road
We burning down the streets
We helping the trans kids
And freeing Falastine

I can take all the things I could not afford
I'm stealing a new couch and some clothes, cars and phones

I'm with three dudes
Breaking in television store
I raise my fist and look down at beat-up old white ladies
I can tell you, my love for looting still be strong
After George Floyd's summer of fun

I'm out here to arrest midnights
Especially with Air Jordans
If they aren't white or Asian
I tell them, "Stop resisting."
"Stop resisting."

And if his pants sag, he's probably selling drugs, drugs, drugs
And, baby, if he stole your bike, he'll learn I'm not Channing Tatum

I'm dressed in blue
Resting my knee on little George
I raise my fist and look down at my knee on Wayne Brady
I cancel you
My fucking boot will still be strong
After George Floyd's summer of fun

Out in Detroit today
I saw a black guy stealing his own Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said
"Yo. He looked black
Look again. He looked black."
They kill a few young black guys
I steal a Bose
Some days I shout the N-word
Other days I am called it

I'm with three dudes
Getting bit by police gods
They bite us 'cause we're black
That's why the cops hate us
The Korean dude says
"Get the fuck out ching chang chong."
Bastards! No come here
Run, fucker, run

I can see Jews smoke meth with my boy George
I raise my fist and look down at hat tip fedora my lady
I can tell you my love for looting still be strong
After George Floyd's summer of fun

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