"Goo 4 U" lyrics

"Goo 4 U"
(parody of "Good 4 U" by Olivia Rodrigo)

I cook for you when you go out at night to eat Chinese
I cook for you but did you know your food has bit of skeet
Remember when you told me that you want a paper eggroll
I cook for you when you at restaurant all by yourself
Or with your friend or with your family or with a elf
I will give you a little hand with sweet and sour bowl

Goo for you, I'm fapping and send you dumpling
You won't even know I did that
Goo for you, I squeeze dinner out of me
Maybe you shouldn't have bombed Vietnam
I bust a nut inside your rice
I know I must splooge
You order a beverage, let me go get it
I get goo for you

What is today's special?
Chinese food
I'll try that

I cook for you when you tell me which food you want
But while you wait I'm in the kitchen fucking getting off
My DNA is in your salad, baby, that's the sauce
That comes with that

I cook for you when you come in and disrespect me
'Cause you assume that I could help you with your IT
Dude just because I am Asian doesn't mean I know computers
It just means that I fry food

Goo for your, I jizz in your pan fried dumplings
Did you have a problem with that?
Goo for you, asking me if I'm Japanese
Tell me, do I look like I am a Jap?
I bust my nuts inside your rice
I know it's wrong but I must splooge
You order some chicken, let me go get it
I get goo for you

Hello
Hey what time are you—
What you order?
I just wanna know what time—
Hurry up and order
I uh
Goo goo gai pan, very good
Uh, I just wanna—
With extra goo

Maybe you want a poke bowl
But you will receive what you are told
Maybe you don't want my nut at all
Baby, I'm afraid that's what you're sold
Maybe you want a plain eggroll
Maybe you're at lunch with Ari Gold
Maybe you'll find out that you're trolled
Maybe you'll eat my nut, let's go

Goo for you, I'm fapping and send you dumpling
You won't ever know I did that
Goo for you, I squeeze dinner out of me
Maybe my DNA's in your trap
I bust a nut inside your rice
I know I must splooge
You order some breakfast, let me go get it
I get goo for you

I cook for you when you go out at night to eat Chinese


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