"I Don't Like Liechtenstein" lyrics
(parody of "abcdefu" by GAYLE)
For two or three blocks in the middle of the Alps
Is a country that's small and they're really not strong
For two hundred francs get a castle and some dogs
I don't care if that rhymed 'cause I don't respect them
Anton Liechtenstein's for who they named it
Even he didn't want it 'cause it's gay as shit
For the first hundred years even the princes
Of the new kingdom didn't visit it
The Swiss accidentally invaded
But they didn't want it so back to them they gave it
The people in the land can't really play shit
Bet they'd never beat the USA at games
Back in World War Two they probably sat it out
Not like we'd notice them though
Uneducated too so let me spell it out
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV
What the fuck is Liechtenstein
Fuck you if you're from there
I don't know what your problem is
Blocking my drive
From Buchs to Frastanz
I'm not a fan of Liechtenstein
ABC dude fuck Liechtenstein
Back in cavemen times they were naked
The Greeks then made them gay and they stayed it
The Germans made 'em their bitch, so did the Danish
The Swiss accidentally invaded
Their name sounds like Jews, they should change it now
It's not a country I like
The flag's red and blue so let me spell it out
ABCDEF, God, Liechtenstein
Is so really fucking bad
They're a little small dump
Just an awkward small gump
They're a few couple miles
Smaller than Luxembourg
They just have a gift shop
And a couple nice cops
I'm not a fan of Liechtenstein
AB can Liechtenstein fuck off?
A lot is wrong with Liechtenstein
ABCDEFGH I don't like Liechtenstein
I don't hope that they die
But I wouldn't be sad
They're too fucking small
Just a fifteen minute walk
With your friend or with your dog
You can walk across
Is a country that's small and they're really not strong
For two hundred francs get a castle and some dogs
I don't care if that rhymed 'cause I don't respect them
Anton Liechtenstein's for who they named it
Even he didn't want it 'cause it's gay as shit
For the first hundred years even the princes
Of the new kingdom didn't visit it
The Swiss accidentally invaded
But they didn't want it so back to them they gave it
The people in the land can't really play shit
Bet they'd never beat the USA at games
Back in World War Two they probably sat it out
Not like we'd notice them though
Uneducated too so let me spell it out
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV
What the fuck is Liechtenstein
Fuck you if you're from there
I don't know what your problem is
Blocking my drive
From Buchs to Frastanz
I'm not a fan of Liechtenstein
ABC dude fuck Liechtenstein
Back in cavemen times they were naked
The Greeks then made them gay and they stayed it
The Germans made 'em their bitch, so did the Danish
The Swiss accidentally invaded
Their name sounds like Jews, they should change it now
It's not a country I like
The flag's red and blue so let me spell it out
ABCDEF, God, Liechtenstein
Is so really fucking bad
They're a little small dump
Just an awkward small gump
They're a few couple miles
Smaller than Luxembourg
They just have a gift shop
And a couple nice cops
I'm not a fan of Liechtenstein
AB can Liechtenstein fuck off?
A lot is wrong with Liechtenstein
ABCDEFGH I don't like Liechtenstein
I don't hope that they die
But I wouldn't be sad
They're too fucking small
Just a fifteen minute walk
With your friend or with your dog
You can walk across
