"I'm Aboriginal" lyrics
(parody of "Wild Ones" by Jelly Roll & Jessie Murph)
I'm a guy down under of a native culture
We have music and our own food
Always broke and suffering
Whities took our whole country
Now we ain't got no clothes or food
I go clang wa wa
Got pickled rice, not into fights
Live off of Pringles, we're friends with lice
We don't want any hatred
We just like getting nuked
Government gives us paychecks
Let's have a kangaroo ride
Want a kangaroo ride?
I'm a guy down under, I'm a gather hunter
And world champion of table foos
Criminals from London took our land and pumpkin
We were slaves 'till 2002
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (I'm Tiwi Muruwiwu)
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (You can be too)
I'm a badass tornado from Tasmania
Can't understand my fuckin' language
Here for a while, live in the wild
Can't really handle the fuckin' changes
A series of hardships, they came in the large ships
They started to father kids with our daughters
And they started stealing our kids (Go hide your kids)
They hate on our darkness, Caucasians are garbage
I am the same as the Cajuns in New Orleans
We have the same carpets
Eat Koala with rice, we get bulldozed by whites
I'm a guy down under and I pray to thunder
Not exactly a educated Jew
Eating whole grain muffins, we're related to puffins
All the pain we both been through
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (I'm Nunga Anangu)
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (You can be too)
Ayo I got my GED
The cops pull over me and beat my ass for no reason
I shop at HEB
I like my baggy clothes
I smack bitches and hoes
I like how I'm just some black guy by this part of the song
I like Henny with ice and Sprite, it's good
I'm not sure where this is going
And I drink Remy while working the Delaware toll
(I know you didn't)
I'm a guy down under full of magic and wonder
And I look like Tony Danza from Who's (The boss)
Crocodile Dundee came and taked my country
And Steve Irwin's maybe a Jew
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (I'm Koori Yamatiju)
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (You can be too)
I'm Aborigiwawa
I drink a cup of beet juice
I'm AboriginiPhone (Yeah)
I'm Aboriginal
No matter whatev we do
We have music and our own food
Always broke and suffering
Whities took our whole country
Now we ain't got no clothes or food
I go clang wa wa
Got pickled rice, not into fights
Live off of Pringles, we're friends with lice
We don't want any hatred
We just like getting nuked
Government gives us paychecks
Let's have a kangaroo ride
Want a kangaroo ride?
I'm a guy down under, I'm a gather hunter
And world champion of table foos
Criminals from London took our land and pumpkin
We were slaves 'till 2002
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (I'm Tiwi Muruwiwu)
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (You can be too)
I'm a badass tornado from Tasmania
Can't understand my fuckin' language
Here for a while, live in the wild
Can't really handle the fuckin' changes
A series of hardships, they came in the large ships
They started to father kids with our daughters
And they started stealing our kids (Go hide your kids)
They hate on our darkness, Caucasians are garbage
I am the same as the Cajuns in New Orleans
We have the same carpets
Eat Koala with rice, we get bulldozed by whites
I'm a guy down under and I pray to thunder
Not exactly a educated Jew
Eating whole grain muffins, we're related to puffins
All the pain we both been through
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (I'm Nunga Anangu)
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (You can be too)
Ayo I got my GED
The cops pull over me and beat my ass for no reason
I shop at HEB
I like my baggy clothes
I smack bitches and hoes
I like how I'm just some black guy by this part of the song
I like Henny with ice and Sprite, it's good
I'm not sure where this is going
And I drink Remy while working the Delaware toll
(I know you didn't)
I'm a guy down under full of magic and wonder
And I look like Tony Danza from Who's (The boss)
Crocodile Dundee came and taked my country
And Steve Irwin's maybe a Jew
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (I'm Koori Yamatiju)
I'm Aboriginal
Australian Aboriginal (You can be too)
I'm Aborigiwawa
I drink a cup of beet juice
I'm AboriginiPhone (Yeah)
I'm Aboriginal
No matter whatev we do
