"I'm Food (Da Ba Dee)" lyrics
(parody of "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65)
(performed as "Wierd Ali" Ruckavich)
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little 'za that lives in the food store
And all day and all night he hangs out with beans and just food like him
Inside of Shoprite
Food his house
With a food little window
And a food Corvette
And everything is food for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he just wants
Somebody
To eat him
I'm food
I'm a dinner
A slice of double cheese pizzabites
I'm a bean I'm a bite
Of melon
Eat cmon
I gotta eat all the time
I gotta eat
I'm a pie
If I don't eat I'm a die
I'm food
I'm a Cheeto
I try a couple wings
I'm a fry
I'm a piece of a pie
A cut of real salmon
I'm double peas in a pod
I gotta eat
I would starve
If I don't eat I would die
I have a food Xbox and Nintendo
Food is what comes out a mountain volcano
Food are the sweets and all the treats are too
I have a girlfriend and she is some food
Food are the people here that shop around
Food is the sherbet the kid says "I want"
Food are the words I say and what I think
Food are the feelings that live inside me
I'm food
I'm a wiener a brat
From overseas
I'm a climb up a needle of ice
And get a meal from a
Shop I'm a steal all the rice
And pay the real double price
I'm a eat all the pie
I'm food
I'm a liter of pop
I'm diet c
I'm a wild cherry Pepsi
I'm Thai noodle with meat
Come on
I'm Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Oops All Berries
I'm a pie
If I don't eat I'm a die
Inside and outside
Food in mouth
With a spoon and a Pringle
And a full fork set
So he could eat his food portion
On his shelf
He's always waiting around
Cause he just wants
Somebody
To eat him
I'm food
I'm a pita to buy
In Italy
I'm a dry fruit I get from a guy
That's on the beach cmon
I'm not a seed of a rye
I'm the whole meal
I'm a fry
If I don't eat I would die
I'm food
I'm a peanut and popcorn caramel and a prize
I'm a Fritos bag I
Am some Wendy's double size with some cheese and a fries
I'm Mickey D's
I won't die
Cause I eat all the time
About a little 'za that lives in the food store
And all day and all night he hangs out with beans and just food like him
Inside of Shoprite
Food his house
With a food little window
And a food Corvette
And everything is food for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he just wants
Somebody
To eat him
I'm food
I'm a dinner
A slice of double cheese pizzabites
I'm a bean I'm a bite
Of melon
Eat cmon
I gotta eat all the time
I gotta eat
I'm a pie
If I don't eat I'm a die
I'm food
I'm a Cheeto
I try a couple wings
I'm a fry
I'm a piece of a pie
A cut of real salmon
I'm double peas in a pod
I gotta eat
I would starve
If I don't eat I would die
I have a food Xbox and Nintendo
Food is what comes out a mountain volcano
Food are the sweets and all the treats are too
I have a girlfriend and she is some food
Food are the people here that shop around
Food is the sherbet the kid says "I want"
Food are the words I say and what I think
Food are the feelings that live inside me
I'm food
I'm a wiener a brat
From overseas
I'm a climb up a needle of ice
And get a meal from a
Shop I'm a steal all the rice
And pay the real double price
I'm a eat all the pie
I'm food
I'm a liter of pop
I'm diet c
I'm a wild cherry Pepsi
I'm Thai noodle with meat
Come on
I'm Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Oops All Berries
I'm a pie
If I don't eat I'm a die
Inside and outside
Food in mouth
With a spoon and a Pringle
And a full fork set
So he could eat his food portion
On his shelf
He's always waiting around
Cause he just wants
Somebody
To eat him
I'm food
I'm a pita to buy
In Italy
I'm a dry fruit I get from a guy
That's on the beach cmon
I'm not a seed of a rye
I'm the whole meal
I'm a fry
If I don't eat I would die
I'm food
I'm a peanut and popcorn caramel and a prize
I'm a Fritos bag I
Am some Wendy's double size with some cheese and a fries
I'm Mickey D's
I won't die
Cause I eat all the time
