"I Watch Anime" lyrics

I get up, look around
Life is good, I'm surrounded
By manga, my waifu
Has a ahegao
And my wife's a pillow
I send a dollar to Belle, I'm cool
Great, great, great

Then I watch Pokémon
And Afro Samurai
Full Metal Alchemist
Swear to God it's not porn
Play my Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Yeah, I got 'em at Target, yo
Yay, yay, yay (Yu-Gi-Oh)

So put that Jap shit on everybody
Let's get this anime started at this party
I'm gay, 'cause I watch anime (mang, mang, mang)
I came while watching the Gokunaro
I trade my Yu-Gi-Oh cards with my nuckas
We're gay, let's go watch anime (mang, mang, mang)

I'm attacked like a Jew
'Cause I'm a otaku
I'm called a pedophile
'Cause I'm into baku
And I'm into Boondocks
But I skip to the fighting swords
Swing, swing, swing
Negronome

And I like to read the
The newest Naruto
And it's got me being like
O-W-O
And I want a chobit
To do all of the stuff
A real woman wouldn't want
'Cause I'm a cowboy, yu-bebop

My dick gets hard for Princess Monoke
I'm trans for girls in Full Metal Panic
I'm gay, 'cause I watch anime (mang, mang, mang)
I came while watching Attack on a Titan
I trade my manga cards with the white kids
We're gay, let's go watch anime (gay, gay, gay)
Dragonballz are cool (gay, gay, gay, gay gay gay)

I'm like Gurren Logann
Looking for your big Lordgenome

And the world is plain and dull, everybody's
Mundane and they look like Jen Garner
And Tom Hanks, I prefer anime (great, great, great)
(Yu-Gi-Oh!)

So put that Jap shit on everybody
Let's get this anime started everybody
I'm gay, 'cause I watch anime (gay, gay, gay, gay gay gay, gay gay)
I came while watching fruits in a basket
I trade my Yu-Gi-Oh cards with the faggots
We're gay, let's go watch anime (mang, mang, mang)
(Yu-Gi-Oh) (I'm gay too)