"Kobe" lyrics

"Kobe"
(parody of "MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name)" by Lil Nas X)

Kobe was black
From PA
Nothing is wrong with that
But he's gay
And nothing wrong with that
In LA
But it's still wrong in the eyes of God anyway
One morning
Kobe was too lazy to drive
He took his key
And said we getting high
Took a helicopter that he couldn't fly
Said I don't care if we ever make it
We're here for the ride

It's okay if this is how it ends
Life was good and long
And I made it longer than
Cobain
And he couldn't sing
Allegedly his wife killed him allegedly

Kobe in the park
Kobe in the street
Kobe in the chopper
Going far away
Kobe hitting rock
Kobe hitting weed
Kobe in the chopper
Sippin' Hennessy
Like

Vroom vroom
Vroom Vroom vroom vroom

Ay Ay
Then he heard from the pilot
Hey aren't you that guy Kobe Bryant
You got alleged for fucking that white chick
Said you forced yourself into her
No
Not me
I'm totally denying what she said about me
I told her goodnight and I went back to sleep
Then she made up some rape stuff
And lied about me
Don't believe
I don't know about that
I believe
Every and all women
I'm ally
It's called an ally
Not a backstreet
For raping

It's okay
If this is how it end
Life was good and long
And I made it longer than
Cobain
And he was into men
And his expecting wife would shoot up heroine

Kobe in the park
Kobe in the street
Kobe in a ball court
Losing every game
Kobe hitting rock
Kobe hitting weed
Kobe in the chopper
Going far away

Kobe Bryant is gay
And he allegedly did some force vaginal rape
Unless you think she's lying


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