"Life Online" lyrics
(parody of " Dynamite" by BTS)
'Cause I talk smack on the internet
Destroy women, men and kids with my Wi-Fi
Wake up, check on my post, got a thumbs up and response
Tell the world suck my balls, and I'm good friends with Kim Jong
I could drone your fuckin' home, and I'm friends with Donald Trump (Believe me)
Ding Dong, it's the fuckin' cops, and we heard that you got the bomb
This is gay. KYS. Delete your account
Your vid's like Rihanna's face, my keyboard's like Chris Brown
This caused me to jump from the top of the World Trade Center
But unfortunately, it wasn't a far jump
And this sucks
'Cause my friend saw a vagina once
Said it was weird and gay, not worth my time
I prefer to sit here like a little fuckin' troll
I wanna fight with cucks, it's life online
All my friends are online, got friends around the world
One's gay, one's a nonce, one can suck my fuckin' balls
Playing games, talkin' trash on Fortnite and CS:GO, gay
BTS has entered the chat. 여보세요 hello
N-word, F-word, S-word, N-word, I can say anything that I want
Tell a bitch to drop them tits or get the hell off of Cyberpunk
This what grandpa fought the Germans for in World War 1
An online life on which I show...
My cock!
'Cause my friend went outside his house once
He said that shit was gay, fuck all that noise
I would rather sit here saying nigga with an R
Talk some trash all night, it's life online
N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb-bomb, N-bomb, I could say what I like
N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, and I'm white
I just wanna sit here talking shit at everyone
It's the life I want, it's life online
Ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom gay
No no no no no no no no u
Ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom gay
It's alright, it's online
N-bomb, N-N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, gay
N-bomb, N-N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, yay
N-bomb, N-N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, gay
It's alright, it's online
'Cause I talked trash IRL one time
He told me to reevaluate my life
I began to take a good look deep into my soul
But then this guy said I'm a fag online
I said: "Fuck this fat face dumb guy!"
I'm gonna rape his asshole online
I'm just wanna sit here like a little fuckin' troll
Because my life is good, it's life online
I'm not not not not not not not not gay, only did it once online
I'm not not not not not not not not gay, only showed my cock to 1 guy
I just wanna sit comparing dicks with all my bros
Because it's nice to live my life online
Destroy women, men and kids with my Wi-Fi
Wake up, check on my post, got a thumbs up and response
Tell the world suck my balls, and I'm good friends with Kim Jong
I could drone your fuckin' home, and I'm friends with Donald Trump (Believe me)
Ding Dong, it's the fuckin' cops, and we heard that you got the bomb
This is gay. KYS. Delete your account
Your vid's like Rihanna's face, my keyboard's like Chris Brown
This caused me to jump from the top of the World Trade Center
But unfortunately, it wasn't a far jump
And this sucks
'Cause my friend saw a vagina once
Said it was weird and gay, not worth my time
I prefer to sit here like a little fuckin' troll
I wanna fight with cucks, it's life online
All my friends are online, got friends around the world
One's gay, one's a nonce, one can suck my fuckin' balls
Playing games, talkin' trash on Fortnite and CS:GO, gay
BTS has entered the chat. 여보세요 hello
N-word, F-word, S-word, N-word, I can say anything that I want
Tell a bitch to drop them tits or get the hell off of Cyberpunk
This what grandpa fought the Germans for in World War 1
An online life on which I show...
My cock!
'Cause my friend went outside his house once
He said that shit was gay, fuck all that noise
I would rather sit here saying nigga with an R
Talk some trash all night, it's life online
N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb-bomb, N-bomb, I could say what I like
N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, and I'm white
I just wanna sit here talking shit at everyone
It's the life I want, it's life online
Ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom gay
No no no no no no no no u
Ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom gay
It's alright, it's online
N-bomb, N-N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, gay
N-bomb, N-N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, yay
N-bomb, N-N-bomb, N-bomb, N-bomb, gay
It's alright, it's online
'Cause I talked trash IRL one time
He told me to reevaluate my life
I began to take a good look deep into my soul
But then this guy said I'm a fag online
I said: "Fuck this fat face dumb guy!"
I'm gonna rape his asshole online
I'm just wanna sit here like a little fuckin' troll
Because my life is good, it's life online
I'm not not not not not not not not gay, only did it once online
I'm not not not not not not not not gay, only showed my cock to 1 guy
I just wanna sit comparing dicks with all my bros
Because it's nice to live my life online
