"SiMP!" lyrics

Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're going for a spin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're doing this again
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We won't take it on the chin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
What you're doing is a sin

Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're going for a spin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're doing this again
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We won't take it on the chin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
What you're doing is a sin

You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
And you're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
Yeah. You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp

Seems these days, everyone gotta grind
Inside of a warehouse is where we find the heroine and her name is Jess
And that's when shit became a real big mess

She got knocked out, gagged up in the trunk
Woke up kidnapped. Her spirit was sunk
But I know one thing in this world
They just fucked with the wrong girl

Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're going for a spin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're doing this again
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We won't take it on the chin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
What you're doing is a sin

You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
And you're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
Yeah. You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp

Meanwhile, Jessica's manager Al was checking his spam when he saw that the gal he reps is in trouble
They want that cash
He called Jess' mom and he gave her the crash
With nowhere to turn, mama called up John
The baby daddy of the girl in bondage
He found her phone and his boy Ned hacked it

Get on the bike
This time ain't practice

Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're going for a spin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're doing this again
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We won't take it on the chin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
What you're doing is a sin

You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
And you're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
Yeah. You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp

Back in the house where the hostage is held
Jessica's tied up and real overwhelmed
Chained to a bed drinking from a dog bowl
If they don't get the ransom, she'll be sold
To slavery of the sexual kind
Jessica tried to think up in her mind
A way to get out of this place
But all tied up. It's hard to escape
The black ass plague is a real bad bunch
The black plague Dr. Dan is the one keeping an eye on her or maybe two
Jess thought of exactly the right thing to do
To get out the situation she was in
'Cause evil will lose and the good always wins
Dan is a guy who would watch her and fap
She said, "Not this time, simp. It's a wrap."

Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're going for a spin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're doing this again
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We won't take it on the chin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
What you're doing is a sin

Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're going for a spin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We're doing this again
Hold onto your dick, bitch
We won't take it on the chin
Hold onto your dick, bitch
What you're doing is a sin

You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
And you're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
Yeah. You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp

You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
You're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
'Cause you're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp
And you're a simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp, simp