"Top G" lyrics

"Top G"
(parody of "abcdefu" by GAYLE)

Get you a Jarama
Not a Tesla, it's haram
I got 46 cars
And you brokies have not
I'm cool, I have friends
And many, of women
Everybody knows I'm top
And I also box

My money replaces itself when I spend it
I'm inside your head and my dick's inside your bitch
I'm an expert playing chess and I did Jan 6
I win so many fights, I win third place
The world, water, and space are my inventions
While only brokies will hate, and spend your pensions
Your girlfriend and mates are in my mentions
Sending me nudes and desert cakes
Now the feminist dudes say that I stole some gals
They caught me, 'cause of pizza
Now I'm locked in jail here in Romania

A, b, c, d, e
Top G, let me free
We're a failed society
This was planted on me
What color's your Bugatti?
Top groom, alpha dog
I conceived me with me mum
Everybody wants my cars
You just all need God
I run a mile in five minutes
A, b, c, d, e, Top G

You wish you could be like me for my status
Except that we're not the same, you're in the Matrix
I thought Romania's way less hard on rapists
Why am I in jail now doing gay shits?
I'm the king, most googled man that ever was
A targeted man of color
We should all try to be a bit more like Qatar

A, b, c, e, d
Top G, let me free
You're all jealous of me
I'm the principle and dean
At Hustler's University
Top groom, alpha dog
I can see through the fog
Though the Matrix is strong
It's no match for my dong (Ay)
I'm gonna run to Moldova
A, b, g, e, d, Top G
I got the funds to buy Iran
A, b, c, d, e
Top G, let me free
We're a failed society
This was planted on me
What color's your Bugatti?
Top groom, alpha dog
Allah help me from this strong
Seven-hundred pound guy
Wants to make me his wife...


Writer(s): Lazewnik Naftali
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