"U Never B Doctor" lyrics
(feat. DJ Not Nice)
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
Me and your mother came from China with two things
Big black wok and a hope that you bring
Me great honor
But looks like you think failure is how this family do things
I said, "Get A+"
All you get is A
I put this on refrigerator of shame
You watch Dr. Who
Why no Dr. You?
Because you get one hundred minus two
See?
You stink
You think you are cool?
What's two pints?
You're disappointment to me
What's C?
The section you are from
Even when you're born I am disappoint
You are no son to me
No
When they ask me, "How is your kid?"
I say, "Who? Me?"
I no son
If I had one, he could add 1, 2, 3
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
Go back to bed
Oh, hello, son
What you're doing?
You're on Facebook?
Why you no face book and study?
I'm not your dad
What do you want for Christmas?
PS3?
How about you get PhD?
I come to America on a boat with one paddle
Sailing on the seas with beasts and big monsters
I fight sea dogs and dragons
Also some Martians
All so you could go to college like Harvard
Become a doctor
Go back to China
Perform some government-forced abortions
But anywho
That can't happen
'Cause you get 98% out of hundred
We are not Bsians
We are Asians
That's right
No dollar -- no laundry
Might as well get F- with all of this under 100 fuckery
Let's go see
If McDonald's is hiring a boy with low grades
Maybe they want that
It's worth trying
We'll also get Whopper
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
Get out of here
You got B type on blood test?
Why no A type?
You even fail at living
You are so fat
Oh, you finish homework?
Now, you can play piano and violin at the same time
Call me crazy but I have vision
One day that my son will be pediatrician
But children that just only get a B can't
Even be cat vetinar
You get small paycheck
In exchange for gay sex
And they no use latex
When they bang your virgin anus
You are bad person
I should never have had any children
We have one-kid policy in China
But we come to America hoping our one kid get "A"
You shame us
Getting "B" or "A-"
What is that?
You will be thinking
I should have made more effort to get "A"
Now, I'm just another Asian making train tracks
Maybe when I said, "Get 'A'"
You thought I said, "Get a bad grade"
I hate you
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
I'm not your dad
Let's move to Canada
They say eh
You may not learn Spanish
They say ci
You are so bad
You get stung by bee?
Why no stung by A?
Here how we sing alphabet
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
Me and your mother came from China with two things
Big black wok and a hope that you bring
Me great honor
But looks like you think failure is how this family do things
I said, "Get A+"
All you get is A
I put this on refrigerator of shame
You watch Dr. Who
Why no Dr. You?
Because you get one hundred minus two
See?
You stink
You think you are cool?
What's two pints?
You're disappointment to me
What's C?
The section you are from
Even when you're born I am disappoint
You are no son to me
No
When they ask me, "How is your kid?"
I say, "Who? Me?"
I no son
If I had one, he could add 1, 2, 3
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
Go back to bed
Oh, hello, son
What you're doing?
You're on Facebook?
Why you no face book and study?
I'm not your dad
What do you want for Christmas?
PS3?
How about you get PhD?
I come to America on a boat with one paddle
Sailing on the seas with beasts and big monsters
I fight sea dogs and dragons
Also some Martians
All so you could go to college like Harvard
Become a doctor
Go back to China
Perform some government-forced abortions
But anywho
That can't happen
'Cause you get 98% out of hundred
We are not Bsians
We are Asians
That's right
No dollar -- no laundry
Might as well get F- with all of this under 100 fuckery
Let's go see
If McDonald's is hiring a boy with low grades
Maybe they want that
It's worth trying
We'll also get Whopper
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
Get out of here
You got B type on blood test?
Why no A type?
You even fail at living
You are so fat
Oh, you finish homework?
Now, you can play piano and violin at the same time
Call me crazy but I have vision
One day that my son will be pediatrician
But children that just only get a B can't
Even be cat vetinar
You get small paycheck
In exchange for gay sex
And they no use latex
When they bang your virgin anus
You are bad person
I should never have had any children
We have one-kid policy in China
But we come to America hoping our one kid get "A"
You shame us
Getting "B" or "A-"
What is that?
You will be thinking
I should have made more effort to get "A"
Now, I'm just another Asian making train tracks
Maybe when I said, "Get 'A'"
You thought I said, "Get a bad grade"
I hate you
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took get 98%
Oh, why do you shame me?
Why you a disgrace?
Why you is so lazy?
Why do you so lazy?
I'm not your dad
Let's move to Canada
They say eh
You may not learn Spanish
They say ci
You are so bad
You get stung by bee?
Why no stung by A?
Here how we sing alphabet
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
