"Women Outside The Kitchen" lyrics

"Women Outside The Kitchen"
(parody of "Rich Men North Of Richmond" by Oliver Anthony)

I've been stuck in this hole deep in Romain
Over crime charges for bullshit claims
That I treat girls unfrair
And that I made them slaves
Feds raided my home and took my Lambos away
They're just mad friend, I'm a good Muslim dude
And people like me, they think that I'm cool
Guess I would hate me too if I also was
A wagey, a brokey

Now I'm in the sewer
With a bowl of joe
These women outside the kitchen
All drove our culture off track
And off of a cove
They're all out having drinks
Meeting up with some dude
And he's practically broke
But he pays for her food
And they taught us gay shit
And now there are not men
'Cause of women outside the kitchen

I wish competition would check for vaginas
And not let guys in WNBA
Lord I got brokeys and geeks leaving comments to me
Saying show me how to finally get laid
Oh God when I'm finally free I'll take the system down
Matrix's final day, epic battle abounds
Till then I'm stuck in this cell listening to Chris Brown
We got not bad TV shows and a good basketball mound

Yo, I ain't mad friend, let the girls try to sue
You'll never find me, I'm sneaking out through
This tiny bug drain clog, I'll never be like you
A wagey, a brokey
Rest in peace Juice Wrld
And my boy Paul
These women outside the kitchen causing commotion
Go fold my overalls
Wanna know what I think 'bout who really killed Juice
It was probably some ho' and the cop that she blew
As she killed ol' Pee Wee aka Paul Rubens
It's all women outside the kitchen

Women, you'll learn there ain't much to see
Outside of the kitchen
I've been selling my hoes, pimping all day
Now I'm locked up, Lord this is gay


Thanks to dodgy for correcting these lyrics.
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