"Strüdelmodel" lyrics

"Strüdelmodel"

Once upon a time, there was a little German girl from the Brewster Projects of Hamburg, Germany. At fifteen, she was discovered by a Der Wienerschnitzel Corporation representative... and her modeling career took off.

You better verk
Verk
Verk
Une zee runway
Verk
Verk
Verk
Und make love to zee camera

It don't matter vhat you vear
They're checking out your savior faire
It don't matter vhat you do
Cause everything looks good on you
Strüdelmodel

Linda
Naomi
Christy
Sauerkraut
Christy?
Daudia
Tyra
Hasenpfeffer

I see your picture everyvhere
A million dollar derriere
And vhen you valk into ze room
You have everybody's eyes on you
Strüdelmodel


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