"Hi Honey, I'm Home!" lyrics

At the end of my day on the highway, never do I roam
What on Earth is sweeter than to greet her, "Hi honey, I'm home!"
That was once our theme song, and the dream song of our honeycomb
And the small fry fell out when I'd yell out, "Hi honey, I'm home!"
We were once a sitcom family on your black and white TV
Now we're off the air, been pulled from there, and dropped into reality
Life was once much duller, they put color in our monochrome
Still she gabs all day and spends my money, I find the situation funny
Doesn't life seem so re-runny?
Hi honey, I'm home!
Hi honey, I'm home!