"I'm Just Drunk (Lexi's Texts)" lyrics
Ryan Cabrera & Lexi Cabrera Lyrics
(feat. Jaret Reddick)
Alright, here we go. These are all your comments / texts. All you've said to me in our relationship together. You ready? It's a fuckin' hit.
Feeling a little overwhelmed at the moment
I feel like melted ice cream
Groups of drunks outside my hotel room
Loud as shit
I'm so tired and starving, I'm a mess
I've been kicked, screamed at and slapped
This Uber driver's the worst driver ever
So that's another wrench in the day
Why are your pants down?
I'm falling apart, babe
I've had to pee the entire flight
Do you wanna split a Slim Jim?
If I had a dollar for every person who had me as their lock screen
Guarantee you, you wouldn't laugh this much if you weren't around me
It must be pretty fun hanging around with me
I'd be stuck with you if you agree to be stuck with me
I'm not a drama queen
I'm just drunk
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
This has been such a hectic morning
I'm exhausted and have way too much stuff to do today
Excuse me, put a hat on Alexa Bliss' hair
I feel fat today
Oh, nice, little double chin
'Cause I'm going ham
I got a peanut stuck in my retainer
Also, I hate not waking up next to you
I'm falling apart, babe
I've had to pee the entire flight
Do you wanna split a Slim Jim?
If I had a dollar for every person who had me as their lock screen
Guarantee you, you wouldn't laugh this much if you weren't around me
It must be pretty fun hanging around with me
I'd be stuck with you if you agree to be stuck with me
I'm not a drama queen
I'm just drunk
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I don't know if I've ever met someone
Who doesn't give a fuck more than you
If I had a dollar for every person who had you as their lock screen
Guarantee you, you wouldn't laugh this much if you weren't around me
It must be pretty fun hanging around with me (Hey)
I'd be stuck with you if you agree to be stuck with me
I'm not a drama queen
I'm just drunk
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) I'm just drunk
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) I'm just drunk
Is it too weird?
Feeling a little overwhelmed at the moment
I feel like melted ice cream
Groups of drunks outside my hotel room
Loud as shit
I'm so tired and starving, I'm a mess
I've been kicked, screamed at and slapped
This Uber driver's the worst driver ever
So that's another wrench in the day
Why are your pants down?
I'm falling apart, babe
I've had to pee the entire flight
Do you wanna split a Slim Jim?
If I had a dollar for every person who had me as their lock screen
Guarantee you, you wouldn't laugh this much if you weren't around me
It must be pretty fun hanging around with me
I'd be stuck with you if you agree to be stuck with me
I'm not a drama queen
I'm just drunk
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
This has been such a hectic morning
I'm exhausted and have way too much stuff to do today
Excuse me, put a hat on Alexa Bliss' hair
I feel fat today
Oh, nice, little double chin
'Cause I'm going ham
I got a peanut stuck in my retainer
Also, I hate not waking up next to you
I'm falling apart, babe
I've had to pee the entire flight
Do you wanna split a Slim Jim?
If I had a dollar for every person who had me as their lock screen
Guarantee you, you wouldn't laugh this much if you weren't around me
It must be pretty fun hanging around with me
I'd be stuck with you if you agree to be stuck with me
I'm not a drama queen
I'm just drunk
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I don't know if I've ever met someone
Who doesn't give a fuck more than you
If I had a dollar for every person who had you as their lock screen
Guarantee you, you wouldn't laugh this much if you weren't around me
It must be pretty fun hanging around with me (Hey)
I'd be stuck with you if you agree to be stuck with me
I'm not a drama queen
I'm just drunk
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) I'm just drunk
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) I'm just drunk
Is it too weird?
