"Uber-Valü" lyrics

Uber Value, best priced shopping by far
Uber Value, not that different to Spar
Uber Value, somewhere around the middle
Uber Value, not quite as cheap as Lidl
Do, do do do, do, do

Well, let's go shopping like it used to be
Every Wednesday, the full page 3
It's lovely to see that friendly dial
An ordinary man with a butcher's smile
Check yourself out, as the fella said
No don't worry, there's no one dead
Please scan your loyalty tag
And place your items in the bag

Uber Value, best priced shopping by far
Uber Value, not that different to Spar
Uber Value, somewhere around the middle
Uber Value, not quite as cheap as Lidl
Do, do do do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do, do

(Customers!)

Drive on in, free parking here
The tickets machines have disappeared
Come on in and shop away
There's football pitches where the kids can play
Nervous drivers need not fret
Sure you'd nearly land a jumbo jet
Whatever you want we've got in stock
There's nothing as sad as a closed down shop
We're open

Uber Value, best priced shopping by far
Uber Value, not that different to Spar
Grab your purse and give it laldi
We'll do the big ship above in Aldi
Do, do do do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do, do

Gaelscoil kids, they walk the road
Their education is no load
They carry their leabhar, they carry their mála
They carry more weight than An Bord Pleanála
No problem, permission for planning hey
Fair dues to the council maneen (how can he?)

Uber Value, best priced shopping by far
Uber Value, not that different to Spar
I just love going back to Lidl
'Cause they have daft stuff up the middle

Jingle, jingle, just a jingle
Jingle, jingle, just a jingle
Just another sunshine summery song
All the happy shoppers can whistle along