"All I Want For Christmas Is A Work Email" lyrics

All I want for Christmas is a work email
All I want for Christmas is a work email
All I want for Christmas is a work email
I never needed you
I never needed you

I don't mean to sound ungrateful
But I don't wanna eat this much
And I can't come up with enough conversation
Even though we're blurred
You've been winding down since summer
You've been dating them since June
They're excited to be cozy
Which annoys the fuck out of you

But you gotta wait until January to calm the calls
And the cozy Christmas couple plans are awful
When did with someone wrong

All I want for Christmas is a work email
All I want for Christmas is a work email
All I want for Christmas is a work email
I never needed you
I never needed you

I'm aware I do sound bitter (oh oh)
And I like recieving gifts (oh oh)
But it's hard to relax with the fairy lights
Illuminating my sins
And my God, I am a sinner (oh)
No New Year changes this (oh oh)
Cut the problems inside up
And eventually maybe I will begin
To work through it in order
And find some clarity (ooh yeah)
But for now I'm too exausted to see
My glass is anything but empty

All I want for Christmas is a work email (All I want)
And I try to feel it but I always fail
Between now and spring is when I miss you most
So I'll sleep this one through
'Cause I never needed you