"Adore You Parody" lyrics

Holy shit
Fuck!
Woah-oh!
I took too much Tylenol PM and I'm tripping
I'm directing this video all by myself
Because my last director killed himself
No wrecking ball, no french fry skull
Just my vagina and my hand

If you mute this video, it just looks like porn
And because of my haircut, it looks like gay porn
(Oh my god, that little German boy is fucking hot)
Hey, are you bored? (fu-u-uck yes)
My hand's so sore (mi-ine is too)

Look at my sick new tattoos
This one is in Chinese, at least that's what that tattoo guy told me
This video is about to get fucking sexy
I'm gonna take a bath in no-fat milk and wear this old lady outfit

I probably should have changed my bedding
Cause I'm laying next to shart, pee and pure blood stains
I'm going on tour in 2014
If you sit front-row, you'll get an STD
If I have more money than the Olsen Twins
Then why can't I afford a fucking Canon?
This vid has a twist ending
This isn't my bed
I actually have no idea whose the fuck it is