"Jack Gets Me Sober" lyrics

Guess I always had a way with
Finding low places where I could bum a smoke
Some say I got a problem
It ain't a problem, I just can't say no

Like liquor loves ice, man, I love me a good time
I know Mama tried, but tonight, it's looking like

It's gonna take this bar burning down to get me home
My friends'll have to carry me out 'cause if they don't
I'll be texting all my exes long as heaven is like seven
I'll quit raising hell when it freezes over
But Jack gets me sober, sober, sober

Blame it on a stiff drink
Why a quick drink turned into drunk
Dive in another deep end
Chasing that feeling to the bottom of

This liquor on ice, man, I love me a good time
I know Mama tried, but tonight, it's looking like

It's gonna take this bar burning down to get me home
My friends'll have to carry me out 'cause if they don't
I'll be texting all my exes long as heaven is like seven
I'll quit raising hell when it freezes over
But Jack gets me sober, sober, sober

I think I miss my ex, ex
I swear I didn't, but maybe I sent that text, text
But right now, I don't give a shit

It's gonna take this bar burning down
Yeah, my friends'll have to carry me out 'cause if they don't
I'll keep texting all my exes long as heaven is like seven
I'll quit raising hell when it freezes over
But Jack gets me sober, sober, sober
Jack gets me sober, sober, sober