"Famous For Nothing" lyrics

I love my fame
So let's talk more about me
I've got no shame
My sex tape is coming out next week

I'm so crazy
Because it's good for the ratings
So take another picture for US weekly
Calling my friends
You can call them paparazzi

Turn up the lights, cameras go
Get out the way
Because I'm famous for nothing
Out every night
My life's a show
I'm getting paid
Because I'm famous for nothing
I can't act, can't dance
Can't write, can't sing
Oh no, I can't do anything
Turn up the lights
I love the dough
Because I'm famous for nothing

Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Because I'm famous for nothing

Good press, bad press
It makes no difference to me
If I go to the grocery store
I make sure to call TMZ
When I go out
I get paid to party
I'm always on the list
Champagne, red carpet
You fly coach
I only fly private

Turn up the lights, cameras go
Get out the way
Because I'm famous for nothing
Out every night
My life's a show
I'm getting paid
Because I'm famous for nothing
I can't act, can't dance
Can't write, can't sing
Oh no, I can't do anything
Turn up the lights
I love the dough
Because I'm famous for nothing

I'm dating someone famous
It makes me even more famous, it's true! (oh oh oh)
I can hear you people laughing
Can't you see the joke is really on you (oh oh oh)
Now you follow all my ups and downs
I'm filling up my bank account
I'm so big, I'm so important
You want to be my friend
Just call my agent

Say you only got fifteen minutes
And mine are almost up
I guess I'll take the bus back home
When my spin off flops

Turn up the lights, cameras go
Get out the way
Because I'm famous for nothing
Out every night
My life's a show
I'm getting paid
Because I'm famous for nothing
I can't act, can't dance
Can't write, can't sing
Oh no, I can't do anything
Turn up the lights
I love the dough
Because I'm famous for nothing

Turn up the lights, cameras go
Get out the way
Because I'm famous for nothing
Out every night
My life's a show
I'm getting paid
Because I'm famous for nothing
I can't act, can't dance
Can't write, can't sing
Oh no, I can't do anything
Turn up the lights
I love the dough
Because I'm famous for nothing